Splatter Is Better

Girl Boss Revenge (1973)

2012-01-26T08:35:00.000-08:00

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Review:

Komasa is a newly appointed Banchō of a group of rag tag reform school escapees. Christened the gypsies.
Her looks and charisma garner her devoted allies. Unfortunately, most of her followers seem pretty inept when it comes to actually committing criminal acts. Most of the time the girls only truely suceed in enraging rival gangs and intruding on their turf.

Their beloved banchō eventually forms an alliance with an aspiring adult film director, Ichiro. After he attempts to scout Komasa for one of his adult films. His close ties to the most powerful gang in the region, the Hokuryukai. Make him a valuable ally.

Desperate for fresh faces to satisfy their pleasure seeking clientele. The Hokuryukai have taken a liking to kidnapping female members from rival gangs. And forcing them to work in their Turkish bathhouse. Immediately they set their sights on the gypsies and another female gang, dressed in seifuku. Lead by another fellow school girl runaway and fierce sukeban, Maya.

Pissing off delinquent girl gangs is one thing, but attempting to force them into sexual slavery or murdering their lovers and friends is only fuel for the ultimate revenge, sukeban style ;)

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In Conclusion:

A grand testament to female badassery.
Sukeban films are easily some of my favorite Japanese exploitation titles.
Complete with vicious girl fights, sleazy dealings and knife wielding beauties.
Notably the amazing, Reiko Ike!

What's not to love :P

I purchased this film as a double feature with the Sukeban title,
Delinquent Girl Boss: Blossoming Night Dreams (1970)
Another film I will be reviewing shortly.

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Rica (1972)

2012-01-14T16:43:00.000-08:00

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Review:

Rica's life has never been easy.
Being a product of rape between her mother and an American G.I.
Forced to witness her mother's own troubled existence as a drug addict and prostitute.
Until she too becomes a victim, and is raped by one of her mother's suitors. The event leading her on a downward spiral to delinquency.

Now the head of an all girl gang, Rica ends up getting herself involved with many sketchy characters. Two timing mob bosses and violent sukeban covered in tattoos.
One of her members opts to commit suicide rather then give birth to a child fathered by a member from the rival Tachibana gang. Rica helps deliver the child, which is stillborn. Concealing the aborted fetus in a basket, for delivery to the child's father. Much to his horror and disbelief.

This obviously causes a feud between both gangs. Except her rivals have the upper hand, distracting Rica with a back alley brawl. Then kidnapping and violating the rest of her gang's members. Rica's only hope to save them is to appease the gang by paying an outrageous ransom. With conveniently placed loop holes that make her forfeit the deal. And her gang is sent away on ships to be sold into the slave trade.

Rica is then arrested and sent to an all girl's reformatory. Conveniently guarded by imbeciles, enabling her to escape multiple times. Hell bent on exacting revenge.

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In Conclusion:

Hidden amongst a frenetic mess of a plot, lies some pretty impressive violence and rock n' roll spirit.
I do think the film could've been condensed down into something pretty memorable, had it not been prolonged by unnecessary things. Namely random characters and confusing plot padding.
Although It's brief moments of surprising sadism make it worth checking out.

Our leading lady may be quite visually appealing and exotic. However, I think Rica lacks the acting abilities and charisma to truly carry a film like her fellow Pinky violence vixens. Even her singing voice is a bit...mediocre.
In the end though, the flick wasn't too bad and can be picked up on the cheap. Running at about 6-9$ for a copy in various conditions.

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Visiting Hours (1982)

2012-01-06T17:57:00.000-08:00

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Review:

Controversial speaker & journalist, Deborah Ballin unintentionally triggers a mentally disturbed employee. During the filming of a television segment where she discusses a polarizing case, involving a battered housewife charged with murdering her husband, assumably in self defense.

Except Deborah's boss refuses to air the taping, on grounds that showing it live will only enrage millions of people. Prefering instead to just enrage one person, Deborah. Who storms out of the studio, and heads back to her home. Only to find a nice little surprise in the form a hulking, knife weilding psychopath draped with her jewelry...

The unknown assailant attempts to kill her. Instead he only wounds her in the scuffle before her battered body is found by a neighbor. And she is taken to a local hospital.

Even then Deborah is still unable to shake the lingering feeling that the man who attacked her was not a burglar. Now that he's venturing into the hospital after visiting hours, brandishing his trusty blade.

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In Conclusion:

Slasher film fans have seen this man before. Rendered impotent. Prior disturbances and trauma caused by his parents. Most notably his mother. Reducing him to an emasculated being that can only attain release by penetrating his female victims with some sharp, phallic object.
Yet despite being the typical slasher film stereotype, our killer still exudes creepiness.

I also think that this film contains one of the most horrifying on screen demises. Involving an innocent bed ridden elderly woman. Having a tube supplying her with vital oxygen sliced. While her killer sits on her bed, taking photographs as she slowly succumbs to a painful demise. That is why I was filled with such a child like glee when our woman in peril ends up being the one that penetrates.

Highly recommended!

Also note, that this film is now available as a double feature with the equally creepy, Bad Dreams (1988)
Which I will be reviewing shortly ;)

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Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)

2011-12-31T12:31:00.000-08:00

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Review:

Max is a Caribbean vampire searching for the last female descendent of his tribe. A half vampire, currently residing in Brooklyn. The half human/vampire hybrid in question is Rita. A police detective, plagued by troubling dreams. Fueled by her mother's recent passing in an insane asylum.

A boat containing his coffin, along with myriad bloodless corpses. Crashes in the New York harbor. Where it is discovered by two men. One of the men is quickly ensnared by Max to do his bidding. But, for a price as his body begins to rot.

The spectacle at the harbor, leads Rita right onto Max's radar. Once she investigates the interior of the ship, discovering his coffin. The event triggers a foreboding vision. Sending her into hysterics. Then disappears from view when Rita's partner, Justice shows up to assist her.

Max immediately senses a brewing chemistry between Rita and Justice. Which forces him to take extreme measures to discredit him, even going so far as to possess the bodies of a foul mouthed mobster and a preacher. Doing anything he can think of lure her into his web.

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In Conclusion:

It's a shame that successful and effective "urban" horror films are pretty few and far between. For every Candyman (1992) or Tales From The Hood (1995) there's a Leprechaun In The Hood (2000) or Vampiyaz (2004) that totally ruins it. With non-existent budgets, crappy derivative plots and shoddy performances.

I still happen to really love Wes Craven's previous effort at "urban" horror, The People Under The Stairs (1991). This film however, despite it's intentions and potential. Increased considerably by Angela Bassett's performance. Still fails on so many levels. Maybe not to the point of being totally unwatchable. But, it walks a fine line and stays there.

The jokes usually fall flat, with a rare exception. Making the film a failure at being an outright comedy. There are occasional, albeit brief moments of atmosphere. Yet the film as a whole isn't scary. Even with notably competent make-up effects. Making it a failure as a horror film. Leaving us with one confused cinema oddity. Capable of occasionally stirring a chortle.

Evil may be necessary, but this film is not.

Happy New Year, everyone!
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Groper Train: Search For The Black Pearl (1984)

2011-12-06T11:33:00.001-08:00

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Review:

A mysterious and valuable black pearl, discovered by a wandering soldier in Vietnam. Is taken back to his home in Japan. Where he hides it in a very inconspicuous place.Even with his nubile wife, Matsuko's persistent solicitation of the valuables whereabouts.

While the two make love, Yamamori is finally coaxed to reveal a little snippet of a hint to his beloved. Before death overtakes him mid-climax.His final words, "pussy print". Are the only clues left for Matsuko. So the bereaved widow hires an unorthodox private detective, Kuroda. To help her find the missing treasure.

Using his detective agency as convenient cover to participate in various sexual acts. Not limited to ravishment of female train passengers and his bouncy assistant. Kuroda enjoys his job a little too much. Once Matsuko gives him the only viable clue. An inked print of Yamamori's missing niece Yuko's nethers. Kuroda suits up and hits the local train. Where he is determined to ink and make prints of as many vaginas as he can. Until he finds a match.

Although with the personal turmoil surrounding Matsuko and Yamamori's son, Harou (the only attractive man in this entire fucking film!)Things are not as they would seem.

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In Conclusion:

First off. Almost EVERY male participant in this film is hideous. I can see why the actresses were positioned in ways to detract from their unsightly counterparts. I am sure I would probably prefer to sit on a guys face opposed to having to actually look at him, if he happened to resemble a fucking catfish with glasses.

Yet despite that minor grievance. I thought this flick overall was pretty entertaining. Managing to be hilarious, titillating...and disgusting. All at the same time.

Highly recommended!

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Wicked City (1987)

2011-11-09T06:16:00.000-08:00

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Review:

For those who wish for a harmonious coexistence. A proposed peace treaty is enacted to improve relationships between inhabitants from human and demon worlds. Unfortunately a rival faction of demons stand in opposition. Feeling that they are a superior race.

Taki is an electronic salesman and secret agent for an organization known as the "Black Guard". Along with his newly acquired demon partner, Makie. The duo become appointed guardians of a 200 year old demon missionary, Guiseppi Mayart. A lecherous pervert with significant duties to uphold to insure a successful treaty signing.

With a gaggle of bloodthirsty demonic terrorists hot on their trail. Taki and Makie will be confronted with more then just their romantic feelings for each other. We're talking demon rape and enough hideous creature transformations to leave a lasting impression ;)

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In Conclusion:

I fondly remember renting this nasty little feature from our local video store, Shapter Video in the mid 90s. I still miss that place and the various assemblage of Hellraiser models. That would glare menacingly at me while stationed at the tops of the movie shelves.

I was immensely pleased to find this title to be as filthy and sublime as I remember it being.
Plenty of soft core sex, nasty creatures with tentacled appendages. And just an overall nightmarish and bleak vibe. Yet, despite the absence of penetration. Mutilated and monstrous vaginal openings are a reoccurring vision.

A murderous spider lady that possesses a venus flytrap reminiscent vagina with teeth, being one of my favorite animated creatures.

This anime is very highly recommended. And definitely not for kids ;)

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Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)

2011-10-19T09:44:00.000-07:00

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Review:

A serial killer with a fetish for power tools, turns their sights on ladies of the night. Leaving the girl's battered bodies for the police to discover. Two detectives, Joe and Sweeney are assigned to the case.

Parts are taken from the deceased assumably for usage in bizarre rituals.
The methods in which the victims are dispatched mimics a similar series of crimes committed in another state, where Joe was once stationed. He contacts a former partner, Deke Taylor to assist in solving the case.

Using the departments money to purchase a plane ticked for his old comrade. Only to have his daughter, Dee Dee arrive in his place, claiming that her father had gone missing. Puts Joe and Sweeney in an unfavorable light with the already volatile, trigger happy chief of police.

With Dee Dee's assistance, they manage to appease the Chief with the possibility of an newly discovered suspect. A man with affiliations to the original suspect of the first series of murders. The man in question, Jackie Cairo has relocated to an unlawful part of Pittsburgh, known as Egypt Town.
Where the team will have to venture to pick up the pieces.....literally.

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In Conclusion:

I thought there was a successful blend of comedy, demented characters, gore and power tools. I adore the overall campy charm.

This is definitely one of my favorite films of all time.

Oh, glorious b-grade fodder. How you entertain me, while simultaneously liquifying my grey matter!

Very highly recommended.

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Favorite Character 03: Thomas Renfield

2011-10-13T12:21:00.000-07:00

Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Enslaved by the legendary bloodsucker, Dracula. And reduced to a bumbling,
insect munching simpleton. Left to carry out his master's bidding. The outcome of his
efforts, usually resulting in various comical failures.

Peter MacNicol is such a great comedic actor. Breathing life into such a gloriously
unbalanced character. The fact that he is also surrounded by a whole cast of great characters.
Makes this film an enduring childhood favorite.

Also, Lysette Anthony's perfect rack, deserves honorable mention ;)

Twin Dolls (1994)

2011-10-03T17:31:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Episode 1:

Virginal twin sisters Ai and Mai are the descendents of a celestial maiden. Destined to become powerful holy priestesses, inheriting the dangerous responsibility of keeping amorous demonic creatures from over taking the earth.

Their sage like grandmother decides that it is time for the girls to partake in the Amatsu family tradition of demon slaughtering. Promptly enrolling the sisters in an arduous training program and tacking on an additional task. The girls must also safeguard a pervy young boy, Onimaru who's existence is said to determine the fate of the world. This proves to be a challenging assignment, considering Onimaru's debauched compulsions and penchant for panty stealing.

With their nubile glory garnering them a bevy of male and female followers, they unintentionally de-throne a former idolize classmate, Saeko. Who's consuming jealousy unwittingly draws the attention of a randy demon horde.While masturbating to her own mirrored reflection. A pair of imps ravish her, until their well endowed master (Hakumouki) appears to possess her.

Hakumouki's goal is to resurrect Oniyashidoji, the master of demon beasts. Feeling that he can only do so after the pesky Amatsu sisters are killed. He uses his new sex slave, Saeko to enlist her fellow classmates for use in drawing the sisters out for an epic battle.

Episode 2:

The Amatsu twins barely manage to escape their previous demon encounter. Still clinging to their virgin whiles. Their training continues as an upcoming dance festival and archery competition looms.

Once again fellow classmates are enslaved by the newly resurrected Oniyashidoji and his minions. The demon lord transforms himself into an attractive male student. Becoming an archery rival for Ai. And attracting the devotion of Mai and her possessed female companions. Hoping to lure the impressionable girl into the perfect trap.

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In Conclusion:

About 85% of the sex scenes in this anime are of the non consensual variety. Usually involving some poor school girl and imp like creatures who violate their victims with bumpy horned appendages, since they lack the proper equipment to penetrate them as a normal human would.

The rest of the action is composed of masturbation, some lesbian love and a little tentacle invasion for good measure.

The animation is well done and the two main characters are beautifully drawn. I saw many similar themes with this title and another notable anime classic, Devil Hunter Yohko (1990)
Namely the inherited family curse of demon slaying and the necessity of the heroines keeping their virginity and any costs. Even if the character secretly desires sexual explorations.

This perverse feature is definitely a guilty pleasure.

The series also goes on for 4 additional episodes under the title, Twin Angels. I intend to review them at a later date.

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Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

2011-09-17T08:28:00.000-07:00

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Review:

When the town drunkard staggers into a local pub almost completely exsanguinated. The town's pathologist, Professor Anderson and his daughter's fiancee, Don take samples of his blood back to their lab for further research.

Professor Anderson discovers something shocking about the sample. The deceased's vital fluids are found to be unstable, reproducing at an alarming rate. Throwing off his hemostatic balance which in turn caused the man to explode. This currently unnamed condition concerns the Professor and the two immediately attempt to find a cure.

What the town does not know is that a pair of druids and their bumpkin recruits have taken up residence and are kidnapping people. Draining them of their blood to use for an upcoming ceremonial feast. In addition to their search for a host with a blood type that is immune to their sacred chemicals regenerative powers. The individual immune to it's properties will be used to resurrect their fallen queen Onhorrid, before her soul is taken by the Prince of Darkness.

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In Conclusion:

Deranged and bizarre. Two words that describe this shocker perfectly.
Obviously created with a non-existent budget, using actors willing to accept beer as payment for their participation. This movie is so inept, yet at the same time so likeable. I was really surprised.

Some of the acting is wooden and the plot itself is so outlandish that one can't really help but love it.
Blood stealing druids spouting nonsensical ramblings about Menanon and the prince of darkness and smiting ones enemies. To overall wearing, backwoods cronies who like to eat dogs, and bludgeon people with walking sticks.

I really admire some of the creative shots and camera work. A scene where a lovestruck couple leans in for a kiss is quickly inter-cut to footage of one of the villains hungrily feasting on a dog. Another scene that still gets me, involves one of the murderous black hood wearing hillbillies chasing after one of his victims with a tree pruner. Rather then show the pruner slicing through his victim's throat, the killer instead runs towards the camera as if it were the victim, and with a vicious swipe the scene ends. So fucking awesome!

This film is also said to have influenced the 1980s classic, Motel Hell.
Both come highly recommended!

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Bury the living. Harvest the dead.

2011-09-12T07:22:00.000-07:00

1. Blood Farmers-"Albino"
2. The Vibrators-"Stiff Little Fingers"
3. Cadaver-"Tuba/Ignominious Eczema
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My review for Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972), will be posted shortly ;)

The Unnamable II (1993)

2011-09-08T06:55:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Picking up where the original left off. Miskatonic University students Randolf, Howard and Tonya barely manage to survive the evil clutches of a mythical beast lurking in an 18th century haunted house. The previous owner, Joshua Winthrop unintentionally conjures the beast during his occult explorations. The demon decides to take his daughter, Alyda as it's human host, horribly disfiguring her with it's malevolent influence.

As the remains of their mutilated classmates are carried off and the police conduct their investigation.
Randolf manages to hide an ancient text he's taken from the Winthrop home that he later collects for further analysis.After reaching some startling conclusions. Randolf with the aid of Professor Warren who's extensive knowledge on ancient texts is required for when they return to the Winthrop home.

Reluctant tag-a-long Howard stays on the surface to stand watch while Randolf and the Professor find an under ground tunnel that leads them to a centuries old cavern beneath the cemetery on the property. As they travel deeper into the catacombs, they discover the hooved beast of legend, safely contained by interwoven tree limbs conjured by Randolf with the assistance of Joshua's spell book in the prior film entry.

Given the knowledge that the beast is clinging to the earthly plane using Joshua's daughter. The two consider various methods to drive it out. Until Professor Warren decides to use insulin, which would put the creature's host into shock, convincing it of it's shell's impending demise forcing it to withdraw. The plan does seem to work at first. It's human host, Alyda is left unharmed. But, her monstrous former inhabitant is not so willing to let her go.

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In Conclusion:

I'll admit it. The first 30 minutes of this film still terrify me. Certain scenes even now, I still can't bring myself to watch. The terror that lingered for months after my initial viewing as an 8 year old kid still resonate so deeply. I am a chicken. But, at least I admit it! ;)

My nostaligic ramblings aside.

After establishing an effective beginning. The film regretably begins to suffer from myriad flaws that dissuade from it's middle and end. Inconsistences in the creature's make-up and some laughably amaturish acting from the beast's human female host ruin some of the initial impact created. Yet despite all of those things I will always enjoy this film and it's predecessor.

The first film is obviously better, unfortunately it is yet to receive a DVD release. A VHS copy can still be procured for around 4-8$ for the cut version. For the uncut version, which I own. The price is a bit steeper. I've seen copies on sale for 14$ all the way up to 99$. Yikes.

As for this DVD it's cheapy-cheap. I bought a new copy for only a 1.00. So really, what have you got to lose?

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The Bone Yard (1991)

2011-08-30T18:13:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Unsought attention received from her extrasensory assistance used to aid a seasoned detective in solving a series of crimes relating to missing children. Gifted psychic, Alley retreats from the world. Finding solace in her shabby home and the victims personal effects.

Detective Jersey is quick to re-enlist the aid of his reluctant former acquaintance. Once assigned to a bizarre case involving a mortician and the bodies of three dead children found locked up in a storage room. Their bellies full of cadaver meat.

When questioned, the mortician, known as Mr. Chen. Tells the officers that taking care of the three undead children or "kiyoshi" is a duty bestowed to him and his ancestors as a penance for past misdeeds. He also continues to warn the detectives that the kiyoshi are quite skilled at playing possum when they are full.

Unable to use her super sensory skills without a physical link to the bodies, Jersey and Alley venture to the coroner's building to investigate the children's corpses. Unfortunately for them, the old crone running the desk, Miss. Poopinplatz and her vicious poodle aren't the only scary things lurking in the already notably creepy establishment.
The kiyoshi are also growing restless with hunger.

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In Conclusion:

There is nothing wrong with a little non-pretentious, campy fun!
General goofiness aside, the make-up effects are genuinely creepy and the film's many redeeming qualities make up for any flaws that it may possess.

What's better then Phyllis Diller sans wig? Or the notorious zombie poodle and jokes about dead children?

This film tugs at my heart strings.

The out of print Lucky 13 pressing, as far as I know is the only official US DVD release of this film. There is also another version from Zia Home Entertainment that's popped up on various sites. I am not aware if this release is official or not. The content seems to be identical to the Lucky 13 press, but the film quality is lacking.

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I Want Em' Dead

2011-08-23T13:41:00.001-07:00

1. Sloppy Seconds-"I Want Em' Dead"
2. Rainbow-"Stone Cold"
3. The Gun Club-"Sex Beat"

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My review for The Bone Yard (1991) will be posted shortly.

Seeding Of A Ghost (1983)

2011-08-19T16:03:00.000-07:00

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Review:
Taxi driver, Chau is about to find out what happens to those who interrupt a black magician while he's in the middle of chanting a spell. The act itself is considered a damnable offense punishable with unavoidable bad luck that could result in death. Yet rather then heed the magician's warning, Chau returns home to his attractive wife, Irene.

Irene is employed at a bustling casino, where she begins to have an affair with one of the affluent regulars, Fang. The pair cavort and enjoy secret trysts until a lover's quarrel over Fang's refusal to leave his wife threatens to end their romance.
After ditching Fang, Irene calls her husband from a payphone and requests that he pick her up. What Chau does not expect is that the black magician's foretold misfortune would affect his wife, who is chased to an abandoned home where she is raped and murdered by two hoodlums.

A mysterious occurrence leads Chau to his wife's body. Leading the police to consider him the prime suspect in her death. Irene's lover Fang is also taken into custody. Adding insult to injury when Chau is confronted with the reality of his wife's infidelity.

Wishing to avenge his spouse, Chau seeks the aid of the black magician responsible for his curse. The two begin to create the ultimate revenge. Using Irene's decomposing corpse and vengeful spirit.

It's going to be messy.
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In Conclusion:
Good things do come to those who wait! This film does have some minor pacing issues, but once it reaches it's final 20 minutes it crescendos to a memorably bloody finale.
With an "It's Alive" reminiscent scene that totally tops the original. Doctor's will be disfigured. Limbs will be severed and viscera will fly!

This movie also features two familiar faces in HK cinema. Phillip Ko (The Boxer's Omen) and Norman Chu (We're Going To Eat You)

And now for......

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Favorite Movie Character 02: Binky The Clown

2011-08-13T07:11:00.000-07:00

Shakes The Clown (1991)

When I think of volatile, murderous party clowns with an affinity for nose candy. I think of Binky. Played by the hilarious Tom Kenny, also known as the voice of Spongebob Squarepants.

This movie also happens to be one of my favorite comedies of all time.
Between the amusing hierarchy of clowns, recurrent theme of alcoholism. And unexpected cameo from Robin Williams as mime Jerry. This film still makes me bust a gut.

I so want to hang out at a bar filled with drunk clowns and Kathy Griffin before all of her plastic surgery procedures. I would make sure to drag along one of my best friends, who has Coulrophobia to the extreme. I would be lying if I said it didn't tickle me to tease her ;)

Love. love. LOVE this movie!

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

2011-08-07T08:13:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Angus is a budding archeologist, excavating the land surrounding the Mercy Farm Bed and Breakfast, run by two sisters, Mary and Eve.
While digging he unearths a large skull from some unidentifiable beast or animal. Along with the skull, he finds a coin he thinks originated from 286 A.D.

Later that evening he is invited to a party, thrown by their landlord John D'ampton. The time honored celebration, glamorizes a local folklore tale about the D'ampton worm. Whom John's ancestors are said to have slain.

Angus walks Mary home after the festivities. The duo trek through a grove not far from Stonerich cavern, an area where Mary reveals their parents went missing.

The following day, the local police, arrive at Mercy Farm, with Mary and Eve's father's pocket watch. Sparking an open investigation in Stonerich cavern.

Not far from the cavern, resides the abode of Lady Sylvia Marsh, a devastatingly beautiful woman with a murderous inclination in addition to her blind worship of the Pagan snake god, Dionin. Upon discovering news of the exhumed skull, she ventures to Mercy Farm and takes it, knowing that it once belonged to her god. Before leaving, she unveils a pretty nasty set of fangs and spits a green fluid on a crucifix hanging on the wall. Which the virginal Eve makes the mistake of touching.

It would seem that the legend of the D'ampton worm may have some truth to it after all ;)

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In Conclusion:

When searching for more cinematic horrors to add to my burgeoning movie collection, one's parents would seem like the last place to look. Thankfully, my mother's avid love of Ken Russell led me to this film. She introduced me as a kid and repeated airings of a butchered version on cable as a teenager, only heightened my appreciation for this unique title.

Between the nightmarish panorama of hallucinations plaguing various characters, to the cheeky infusion of humor, only the British can pull off. Compiled with the slinky and sexy Sylvia (Amanda Donohoe) further contribute to my smoldering love of this film.

Oh, and the nuns. The poor, defiled and mutilated nuns!

I am all for snatching up great titles at a cheap price, and this movie is no exception. It can be purchased for around 5-8$ depending on the year of pressing and whether or not the purchaser minds buying the film used.

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She wore a swastika and looked so sweet.

2011-08-01T08:33:00.000-07:00

Monday Playlist!

1. The Zero's-"Handgrenade Heart"--Catchy LA Punk! Known as the Mexi-Ramones ;)

2. The Donnas-"Everybody's Smoking Cheeba"--This is the only album in their discography that I truly enjoy! Pure Ramones worship!

3. Shonen Knife-"I Wanna Be Sedated"--A really effective and rockin' cover! I love these girls!

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My review for The Lair of the White Worm (1988) will be posted shortly!

Run And Kill (1993)

2011-07-28T12:05:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Cheung is a doting father and husband, albeit being a little on the portly side :p He slaves daily at his job, giving his earnings to his ungrateful wife.
Only to have his seemingly idealistic existence come crashing down on him, when he makes the mistake of coming home early for an Anniversary celebration, finding his insignificant other in a compromising position with a neighboring shop owner.

After the initial shock wanes, Cheung decides to drown his sorrows with alcohol. Staking his claim at a local bar where he encounters an attractive regular, Fanny who he drunkenly confides in. The social butterfly takes pity on Cheung and offers to assist him in rectifying the situation, in addition to reclaiming his manhood. Unfortunately, her definition of rectifying the situation involves murder.

Fanny encourages Cheung to put a hit out on his wife and her lover, connecting him to a fellow acquaintance who will do just about anything if the price is right. In a drunken stupor Cheung unintentionally agrees to the contract killing and the outrageous sum that accompanies the deed's completion, before blacking out in an alley behind the bar. When he wakes up the following morning with a fleeting memory of the prior evenings events, he returns home to his wife where the situation goes from bad to worse. As two contract killers appear at his apartment out for blood.

The duo ruthlessly dispatch his wife and leave Cheung unconscious at the scene of the crime. Leading the police to open an investigation, with Cheung as the main suspect.
In an attempt to rekindle his memory he returns to the bar, unaware of the watchful eye of the police. An unwelcome presence that is not appreciated by the bloodthirsty gang responsible for killing Cheung's wife. Convinced that Cheung ratted them out to the police, the gang extort Cheung for even more money. Leaving him no choice, but to retreat to one of his rental properties currently inhabited by two brothers, Wah and the psychotic Ching Fung.

Wah is the more sensible of the two, and even attempts to negotiate with the gang, targeting his landlord, only to end up getting fatally wounded in a violent brawl.
Adding an additional peg to the shitstorm of predicaments plaguing Cheung. Now that he has one more psychopath on his heels, and Ching Fung is determined to kill Cheung's entire family to repay him for his involvement in Wah's demise.

Will this poor bastard ever catch a break?
You'll just have to watch and see ;)

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In Conclusion:

This review is of the cut, Tai Seng/Universe Laser & Video release.
An uncut PAL version, containing more violence and sex is available online at D&T Mailorder.

Occasional subtitle issues and murky picture quality aside, this is still a really great film. If you don't mind a little shameless violence towards children, you'll be in for a treat!

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The Time Has Come To Accept The Blade

2011-07-11T09:27:00.000-07:00

1. Twisted Sister-"Under The Blade"

2. Thor-"Thunder On The Tundra"

3. Pretty Maids-"Shelly The Maid"

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My review for Run and Kill (1993) will be posted shortly!

Tattooed Flower Vase (1976)

2011-07-10T08:15:00.000-07:00

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Takako is an aspiring photographer returning home from school to her step-mother, Michiyo.
At first the two women seem exceptionally close. Takako even discusses the possibility of the two remaining together, despite Michiyo's desire for her daughter to get married and start a family.

Takako also finds that her mother has made a profitable profession out of making paper kabuki dolls. Her intricately detailed work has become increasingly popular. Something her lecherous employer makes a point to capitalize on by drugging her during a meeting to discuss production, and having his way with her prone body. Triggering memories of a prior trauma Michiyo experienced as a teenager, while working at the Kabuki theater.

An underlying jealousy seems to brew between the two women, it boils over when Takako accidentally spies on Michiyo being raped by her employer.
Misconstruing the entire scenario, thinking that the acts were consensual. Takako becomes enraged by the assumed betrayal and thoughtlessly walks into oncoming traffic where she is struck by a car.

The concerned driver is an attractive son of a former Kabuki actor, named Ogata.

Needless to say Ogata does not waste any time having his way with both mother and daughter. Further increasing the rift between them.

Three's a crowd ;)

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In Conclusion:

Let me first say that Takako annoyed the shit out of me! I have an extreme dislike for needy, immature and manipulative women. Ogata also became tiresome, regressing into a flagrant opportunist who swayed whichever direction the pussy happened to be coming from. However, his scenes shared with Michiyo seemed really pure and beautiful despite only serving as a catalyst for her downfall.

In fact the film's saving grace is Michiyo ! It's actually kind of sad, that the only likable character in this entire film, repeatedly gets shat on. And all her annoying step daughter has to do is whine and complain to get what she wants.
Arggh!

That being said, as infuriating as it was to watch sometimes, I was still genuinely moved by this film. Opposed to watching it with an air of detachment, I really felt something for the protagonist. I couldn't help but feel that she deserved better.

Also, Michiyo's full body irezumi at the end of the film is absolutely stunning!

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Come to the Sabbat

2011-07-04T09:43:00.000-07:00

Satan's there!

1. Black Widow-"Come To The Sabbat"
2. Piledriver-"Sex With Satan"
3. Paul Chain-"Armageddon"

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My review for the last film from the Masaru Konuma Debauched Desires Boxset, Tattooed Flower Vase (1976) will be posted shortly!

Demon Warrior Koji (1999)

2011-07-03T16:56:00.000-07:00

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A group of unique individuals with bestial and otherworldly abilities are recruited by devious Police Chief Kanazaki and his strap-on wielding assistant to solve a series of brutal crimes committed against several men, all killed while participating in some sexual act.

Composed of stuntman Koji instilled with the power to transform himself into a powerful demon. Zombie-girl Jun who has psychic visions once in a state in arousal. And their other comrades, two twin girls and two half-man/beasts (their names escape me at this moment :/ )

The creativity and ferocity of the violence perpetrated against the victims leads the team to conclude that the killer is of supernatural origin.
Their search leads them to two neighbor's of Koji's. A debauched single mother, Jun, plagued by her constant desire for sexual gratification seems to prefer random encounters with strange men over parental responsibilities. Doing considerable damage to the psyche of her son, Yuta, who's convinced that it is his responsibility to protect his mother at any cost.

Ma-ma-ma-mama's boy ;)

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In Conclusion:

Despite the abundance of copulation, consenting, non-consenting. Non-consenting that turns into consenting. With axe murders wearing sacks on their heads, half beast hybrids turned on by blood. Or back alley vagrants with unwashed members. The possibilities and numbers of participants is endless.

The plot could feasibly pan out without the padding of sexual content, but the inclusion of such material makes it so much better and adds impact to certain unsavory scenarios.

The sex is rendered quite explicitly and both the male and female anatomy is presented in a realistic fashion. Hentai features are sometimes known for giving their characters exaggerated, misshapen genitalia that really detracts from the overall viewing experience. Well, for me at least. The last thing I want to see, is some trunk like penis penetrating a cavernous badly illustrated vagina. No thankies.

My only complaints are the numerous plot holes, throw away characters and somewhat questionable picture quality where certain scenes seem washed out and hazy. The version of the film I own is the original first press that came out in 2001. This title was reissued in 2009, and I am not aware of whether that version is remastered or has improved image quality.

Overall this is an effectively erotic and engaging adult animated feature.

My Toshio Maeda obsession continues!
I plan on making Hentai movie reviews a regular addition.

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Erotic Diary Of An Office Lady (1977)

2011-06-27T16:12:00.000-07:00

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Asami is a 24 year old office worker operating in an environment that serves as the perfect backdrop for the myriad sexual trysts occurring between her fellow employees. While she does not participate in the illicit activities at work, she has no problem partaking in them when she's off the clock, during her secret rendevouz with her lover and boss.

Their relationship seems based solely on various sexual escapades. And quickly stagnates once she approaches a crossroads in her life where she wants something more and comes to the painful realization that her partner has no intentions of furthering their romance to anything more significant then fucking.

Her life is complicated further, with her father's insistence that she meet and marry a man of his choosing. This in addition the sudden appearance of a peculiar man with a stall on the streets that sells baby chicks. Who also reveals feelings for her after they have several chance meetings. This confession also includes a proposal for Asami to move with him to another city.

Challenged by the various options to determine her prospective future, Asami is faced with several difficult decisions. Yet her dwindling interest in her boss, still does not discourage his attempts to spoil her chances at a more fulfilling life, out of selfish need.

I wonder how it all pans out ;)

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In Conclusion:

This is definitely borderline chick flick material and the ending depressed the hell out of me. In a way it almost reminded me of the film Smithereens (1982) with it's overall morose feeling.

That being said, I still really enjoyed it. The film redeemed itself with it's infusion of beautifully filmed sex scenes and relatable plot.

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Do the eye gouge, ya turkeynecks!

2011-06-20T09:04:00.000-07:00

Monday play list!
60s Rock edition.

1. Novas-"The Crusher"--The 60s garage rock band's tribute to professional wrestler, Reginald Lisowski. Notably covered by The Cramps. I will say though, I prefer the original ;)

2. Status Quo-"Pictures Of Matchstick Men--Really fucking amazing psych rock, before they later progressed into Hard Rock. This was the band's only hit single in the US. I think it's being used for a Target commercial now. :/

3. The Seeds-"Can't Seem To Make You Mine"--I think it's amusing to note that this song, along with the 13th Floor Elevators "You're Gonna Miss Me" were both used for fucking commercials. Sacrilege indeed.

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My review for Erotic Diary Of An Office Lady (1977), will be posted shortly.

Wife To Be Sacrificed (1975)

2011-06-16T15:57:00.000-07:00

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While enjoying a casual stroll, Akiko runs into her estranged husband of 3 years. A former grade school teacher on the run after being charged with molesting one of his female students.

Akiko averts her gaze and with hurried steps attempts to avoid conversing with her spouse. Only to be baited several blocks away by his accomplice, a young girl she encounters on the street, crying hysterically while calling for her "Ojisan". The police intervene and take the girl into custody and confirm that she was kidnapped and sexually abused.

Robbed of his companion, Akiko's husband decides to pay her a visit with malicious intentions. He abducts her and takes her to a remote abandoned house where he once stayed with his young captive. There he methodically torments Akiko. Suspending her from ropes, penetrating her with lit candles and burning her with scolding hot wax to name a few sadistic acts in a twisted scenario filled with many perversions and humiliations. At first, Akiko endures his savagery until she too becomes a participant in her keepers debauchery.

Two young lovers discovered unconscious in a cave after living through a failed double suicide end up as their unwilling guests. And the corruptions of the flesh that await them will test the limits of their love and sanity.

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In Conclusion:

When I first observed the sight of a very young girl found crouching by a running stream without any panties, skirt pulled up over her bare bottom exposing it to the creep-tastic leering of an adult man surveying her from the confines of his car. My stomach sank. I did not want to automatically jump to the conclusion of rape. "Maybe she was just taking a pee by the river and that was just a family member watching her to make sure she was ok."

Boy, how wrong I was.

This movie does not veer from shocking subject matter including child molestation and kinky sex practices. Bondage, humiliation, voyeurism, enemas and forced defecation are some of the various deviant acts emblazoned on the screen. And a vast majority of the sex is actually pretty hot, minus the butt play, vag burning with candle wax and kid touching.

This film also shares many similarities with Flower & Snake (1974). Obviously the presence of the graceful and sexy, Naomi Tani. Who is perfection in a traditional kimono.
And the reoccurring theme of breaking someone's will and molding them into a junky for perversion.

Highly recommended viewing for Japanese sexploitation fans and pervs alike!

I also encourage purchasing the Debauched Desires box set, since buying the 4 Masaru Konuma films individually is more expensive.

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Too Scared To Run

2011-06-14T12:02:00.000-07:00

1. Uriah Heep-"Too Scared To Run"

2. Deep Purple-"Burn"

3. Lust-"We'll Never Die"

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My review for Wife To Be Sacrificed (1975) will be posted shortly.

Wounded Man: The White Haired Demon

2011-06-14T06:28:00.000-07:00

Wounded Man (Volumes 1-9)
Years: 1982-1986
Written: Kazuo Koike
Illustrated: Ryoichi Ikegami

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This manga is sadly very under appreciated. It seems that readers are so hung up on the author's prior works, Lone Wolf and Cub. That they tend to compare the two, when they have absolutely nothing in common.

And those that complain about the over abundance of misogyny, sex and nudity. Apparently, never made it past the first volume.

The story revolves around the vengeance driven Keisuke Baraki. Who's sukeban lover commits suicide after they are forced to make pornographic films for GPX, a mob run adult film distributor. After witnessing her death, his hair turns white and he seeks refuge in the Amazon Jungle, where he mines for gold and diamonds. Hoping to procure enough to buy his way into the corporation, so he can dismantle it from the inside.

Which he ultimately does, after befriending tribe leaders, and constructing a boat so he can smuggle billions of dollars worth of diamonds in the bodies of snakes. On top of surviving myriad encounters with double crossing individuals, nymphet porno film directors and two resourceful and dangerous Vietnam Vets.

During his adventure, he encounters the beautiful and virginal reporter, Yuko. Who he rapes in an attempt to persuade her to leave the country and all of it's potential dangers. A vile act that only backfires and the two eventually become devoted lovers. It's actually kind of sweet in a deranged way.

Through the 9 volumes, Keisuke acquires several different lovers, who usually meet untimely ends. My personal favorite is the 16 year old assassin, Misty. Who's murderous compulsions and creativity are wondrous to behold! The braided pig tails also help ;)

Indeed there is many a panel filled with nudity and creative sexual positions. Hell, I was pretty fascinated by one scene where two adult film actors are fucking on Jet skis. Ha! Amazing!

All of that grand and glorious smut aside this is actually a really fascinating and beautifully illustrated Manga. The women especially are drawn with such painstaking detail, I couldn't help but scan a few pages. Keisuke isn't too bad on the eyes either.

I love this Manga!

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Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend (Movie Edition) (1989)

2011-06-11T06:33:00.000-07:00

"Once every three thousand years, the chojin, also known as the overfiend, will be reincarnated."

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There exists three separate worlds for man, demon and beast. These seemingly dissimilar universes are said to collide into undivided terrene ripe with uncertainty once the destructive Chojin is resurrected. The inhabitants of the demon and beast worlds are more then content with the way things are and will stop at nothing to keep the Chojin from being born.

Amano is a man beast stationed on earth, disguised as a high school student. He has waited 300 thousand years for the appearance of the fated Chojin. The possibilities of a new world fascinate Amano and influence his quest to find and aid the Overfiend.

His keen senses detect a possible demon presence omitting from adored high school Adonis, Ozaki. A skilled athlete, coveted by all of the girls at the high school. However, this seemingly perfect candidate distracts Amano from the true beast, the meek, object of ridicule, Nagumo. A fellow classmate with a penchant for peeping into the girl's locker room, so he can spy on his object of affection, the beautiful and lithe, Akemi.

Known for his akwardness, Amano refuses to acknowledge Nagumo as a chojin. But, his sister, Megumi, senses him right from the start.

There are also several side plots in the mix. One involving Amano and his rival, Suikakujū. The lover of the queen of demons. And Niki, a student with a crush on Akemi that makes a painful bargain with Suikakujū's minions. A pact that forces him to cut off his penis so he can reattach a large demon phallus that is given to him with the promise that it will infuse him with immense power. Making him Suikakujū's chosen.

Amongst all of this chaos, an endearing love story also unfolds, between Nagumo and Akemi. Who is convinced that Nagumo saved her from a multi-appendaged beast intent to ravage her.
Unfortunately, their adolescent love is destined for disaster. When Nagumo is unable to control the consuming destructive power running through him.

Just what kind of beast is the overfiend, anyway? A messiah for change? Or a figure of unending carnage.

You'll just have to watch and see ;)

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In Conclusion:

While this may seem to be the perfect ammunition for a masturbation session, it is so much more then animated smut.

The plot is epic and involving. Extraordinary beings exist and battle hideous beasts in a nightmarish world heading straight for the apocalypse. You throw in gratuitous violence, nudity and sex and you have a perfect adult animated feature.

Unfortunately, this version of the anime is the 3 OAVS combined into an hour and 45 minute feature film. The more explicit sexual scenes have been removed and padded with additional footage. Sorry guys, no penetration or explicitly rendered genitalia. There are still many sex scenes present, they are just the animated equivalent of soft core.

The most complete version of the Urotsukidoji series is the out of print Perfect Collection, released in 2000 by Central Park Media. It is rather hard to find, so it make take some detective work to secure a copy. The title usually goes for a pretty hefty sum for around 60-150+$ The OAV DVD collection is slated for release on 6/28/11, while the movie edition Blu-Ray is scheduled for 7/5/11. I am not sure how complete the OAV version will be.

I happened to see a majority of the Perfect collection when I was 15 and I discovered it in my then boyfriend's movie collection. Along with several other Hentai titles. Including Mystery of the Necronomicon, Lady Blue and Immoral Sisters. Even though that was almost 10 years ago I can still remember the devious expression on his face when I asked him if I could watch those films with him.

Personally, even with the explicit sex extracted. I still found this to be an absolutely amazing viewing experience. One that I will not soon forget.

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Baby you're so repulsive!

2011-06-06T15:50:00.000-07:00

1. Crime-"Hot Wire My Heart"--Outrageous California Proto-punk. The band played live in San Quentin, dressed in full cop regalia. The set (audio & some video) can be found on youtube.

2. T.Rex-"Jeepster"--The epitome of Glam Rock greatness! Eternally catchy and amazing.

3. The Eat-"Kneecappin'"--More Punk, this time from Florida. The 59 track compilation, It's Not the Eat, It's the Humidity is a tremendous album. I listen to it in obsessive fits!

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With the three Urotsukidoji OAVs scheduled to drop June 28. I have decided to review the recently released Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend: The Movie Edition (1989). Which I will be posting shortly.

I am not sure when and if I will be making the transition to Blu-ray, but for those of you that are interested. The title is also available as a DVD/Blu-ray combo pack.

We're Going To Eat You (1980)

2011-06-02T06:41:00.000-07:00

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On a remote island, the locals have acquired an insatiable taste for human flesh. Men clad in masks who brandish large sharp implements target any tourists or visitors. Taking their captives back to the town's butcher shop. Where they are carved up and served to the locals. The island's chief of police and his subordinates get a larger portion then the residents, causing civil unrest over the rationing of the meat.

Enter Agent number 999, sent to the hidden locale as a civil service. His primary objective is to arrest the renowned bandit, Rolex. Said to be hidden somewhere on the island.

While searching for his appointed target Agent 999 remains oblivious to the islanders ill intentions and desires to want to eat him for supper.

Will he escape alive? Or will 999 be just another snack for the villagers on Cannibal Island?

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In Conclusion:

This is another prime example of HK weirdness. A comedy, loaded with entertaining fight scene choreography. That just happens to involve cannibals.

While the mask wearing butchers do look rather imposing, the constant infusion of goofiness definitely counters the films chance of exuding any authentic terror. Which I have a feeling was never the intention.

Nonetheless, this is still a fun and interesting title.
If not for one particular scene, when a pickpocket desperately tries to avoid being raped by a gargantuan woman (obviously a man in drag), only to find that his efforts in no way impede on her yearnings for his body.

YIKES!

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My rock n' roll 45s bin enraging the folks on the lower floor

2011-05-31T14:54:00.000-07:00

Ha! Ain't that the truth ;)

1. Queen-"Tenement Funster"--I really blame the radio for almost totally ruining Queen for me. With the constant rotation of the hits from Night At The Opera & News of the World, I almost forgot how truly amazing their first 3 albums are.

2. April Wine-"All Over Town"--YES! One of my all time favorite Hard Rock albums.

3. Ace Frehley-"Rip It Out" The spaceman is my favorite member of KISS. This was also the best out of the 4 solos albums released in 78. <3

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My review for We're Going To Eat You (1980) will be posted shortly.

Favorite Movie Character 01: Erma Birdwell

2011-05-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)

This voice box toting, chain-smoking gal is one of
my all time favorite movie characters!

A cartoonish personification of one's nicotine addiction
taken to a whole new absurd extreme.

One particular scene where Erma attempts to quit
her all consuming habit by attending a clinic with rather
violent and unorthodox treatments.
Is one of the of many hysterical scenes that occur in this underrated horror comedy.

"Would you inhale again please, Mrs. Birdwell?"

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The Possession of Joel Delaney (1972)

2011-05-25T06:37:00.000-07:00

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Nora's beloved brother Joel's recent homecoming from Tangiers, initiates a succession of unfortunate events. Within days he is admitted to a psych ward for attacking the superintendent of his apartment building. Leaving Nora with no choice but to use her social connections to get him released into her care.

Since his arrival, Joel speaks of an acquaintance, Tonio. A troubled Puerto Rican youth and suspect in a series of murders committed the year prior. The victims were all female, found with their heads chopped off.

Even at the cost to her cosmopolitan lifestyle, Nora remains devoted to her brother. Who's increasingly erratic and violent behavior leads her to a Botanica in Spanish Harlem. One of the employees, Don Pedro. Offers to assist in her plight, proposing that she attend a Santeria ritual. A practice that is only effective if the participant believes. Skeptical, but desperate. Nora attends the rite, bringing with her a piece of Joel's clothing.

After entering Don Pedro's home, she is introduced to Tonio's bereaved mother.
Nora proceeds to ask the woman to tell her son to cease contact with her brother. Only to realize that Tonio has been dead for quite some time. Tonio's mother also suspects that her son's restless spirit now resides in Joel. And with his known inclinations for violence and murder, it is only a matter of time before his malevolent influence completely takes over.

Looks like it's time for a seance ;)

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In Conclusion:

If not for the exceedingly cruel final 15 minutes, this film probably would have stayed completely under the radar. Which is a shame, because this underrated gem is quite a nasty little flick.

There is a lingering sense of dread, complied with recurrent hints at a potentially incestuous relationship between Nora and Joel.

The ending garners the most notoriety for the the full frontal nudity of a minor. Nora's young son, Peter. The scene is still intact, but the young boy's privates are obscured for the DVD release (which is fine with me!) Regardless, what pans out is still really unsettling. Watching a humiliated Peter, forced to strip and dance around naked, while his captor berates him for being a spoiled little rich kid. Is definitely one of the most shocking scenes I have seen. The fact that it comes completely out of left field, is what makes it most effective.

Another notable scenario that absolutely made my flesh crawl, was the Santeria seance. That starts off harmless enough, before it develops into a full on sensory assault. Watching Shirley Maclaine's visible unease as she is swept up into the hysterics is also undeniably chilling.

This really is a great film! Another considerable plus is that it can be purchased for 5-7$ I lucked out and found a used copy at FYE along with Paramount's out of print, 06 release of Hellraiser 3. I purchased both for 8$ Lucky! :)

(Some VHS versions are said to have kept the adolescent nude scene completely uncensored.) Hence the heftier price tag of around 30-40$. Of all the things to see, a few extra seconds of some young kids wiener, is not one of them. But to each their own, I suppose.
The region 2 release seems to be the version with the most footage removed with a running time of 101 minutes.

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The Boxer's Omen (1983)

2011-05-15T18:42:00.000-07:00

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Chen Wai is brutalized in a Thai boxing match. Left paralyzed as the end result of his opponent's rage. While confined to a hospital bed, Chen Wai pleads for his brother, Chen Hung to take revenge for him by challenging the Thai boxer, Ba Bo to a re-match.

Found gloating with a crowd of supporters, the arrogant poor sport agrees to another match and gives Chen Hung 3 months to prepare for the event.

In addition to the burden of having to defeat his brother's rival. Chen Hung is plagued by visions of a mysterious monk with extraordinary abilities. The magical apparition is found to be a well respected abbot, known as Quing Zhao.

The monk leads Chen to a Buddhist Temple, where his arrival has been prophesied. Chen finds that he and the deceased Abbot, were twins in a past life. Destined to share a similar fate. Quing Zhao was killed by poisonous spiders conjured by a masterful black magician, Mai Gusu. Halting his exhaustive efforts to attain immortality.

Chen is given a chance to change fate by defeating the black magician and is only given one option to reverse the damage already done. He must become a Buddhist monk, infused with holy powers strong enough to defeat the evil magician. A feat that can only be attained after he renounces some of his favorite activities (I.E: sex)

Fun times, indeed.

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In Conclusion:

It really is a shame that Chinese cinema is so frequently overshadowed. There is a delightful whimsy and derangement present in their exploitation and horror films that is distinctively their own. One minute your senses are assaulted with bloody violence that quickly crescendos to off kilter slapstick. And folklore inspired weirdness goes hand in hand with gross out, geek show exhibitions.

The possibilities for the fantastic are endless!

This film is a kaleidoscope of putrescence. Brain stews, eel vomiting and all manner of regurgitated goodness litters the screen. Thankfully I have always had a strong constitution. That being said, my natural reaction when faced with something potentially vomit inducing..is to scrunch half of my face and giggle nervously until the scene ends. I think I probably did that on more then one occasion during this movie.

With amazing sets and visuals combined with a peculiar plot. This film is exceedingly entertaining. Definitely one of the more memorable viewing experiences I have had in the last few weeks.

Highly recommended!

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Give Me A Little Pain

2011-05-09T09:02:00.000-07:00

Monday playlist.
California punk edition!

1. The Alley Cats-"Give Me A Little Pain"

2. The Weirdos-"Solitary Confinement"

3. Avengers-"Thin White Line"

Subspecies (1991)

2011-05-04T07:55:00.000-07:00

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Two young women, Michelle & Lillian travel to Romania with intentions of researching the local folklore. They meet up with a fellow classmate,Mara, who arranges for them to board at an old bunker. A historical site where peasants were able to fight off an army of Turks, after making a covenant with vampires.

Not far from the bunker rests the legendary castle Vladislas. With a centuries old family feud contained within it's walls. Vampire brothers, Radu and his half sibling, Stephan. The progeny of a union between their father, the king of the vampires and a mortal woman. Seek possession of a legendary object, said to drip the blood of saints. Currently the property of their father.

Even thought he is the first born son, Radu is exiled. Only to return some time later with vengeance on his mind.

While the three girls explore the ancient ruins around the Castle. They unintentionally cross paths with the rival brothers. Fortunately, Stephan has good intentions along with his feelings for Michelle. His brother, Radu on the other hand has other diabolical plans for them, desiring instead to pierce their flesh with his vicious bite, making them his consorts for all eternity.

Sounds like fun ;)

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In Conclusion:

The mystical and romantic scenery, compiled with the supremely haunting soundtrack by the Aman Folk Orchestra are two reasons amongst many as to why I truly love this film.

The atmosphere is so welcoming and familiar. I want to be there amongst the ruins and timeworn structures. I would dress as a gypsy in tattered garments and feed on the peasants. Sharing dark catacombs with the taloned undead.

We rented this film often when I was a kid and I have not seen it since then. After picking it up for 5$ (as a triple feature with the 2 & 3 films) at Wally world. I really had to wonder how I could've gone for so long without them in my collection!

I am sure this is probably not the best incarnation of the films. There is the Full Moon Epic Collection that came out in 2006. It features all of the films and video zones, along with the spin-off, Vampire Journals (1997). It still seems to be available on the Full Moon website for 59.99. I look to upgrade in the near future!

The picture quality is not bad. It's comparable to watching the original VHS tape. Which I really did not mind at all. I am just elated to have the movies!

Very highly recommended!

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Living at night isn't helping my complexion.

2011-05-02T10:07:00.000-07:00

1. Pere Ubu-"Final Solution"--Really unique Cleveland post punk from the 70s.

2. Plasmatics-"Masterplan"--All of their 80s albums are legendary! Trashy punk with metal guitars. I so fucking love this band.

3. Trouble-"Bastards Will Pay"--Even with Christian themes, this band is awesome. Heavy doom with amazing riffs! Eric Wagner's vocals are also worth appreciating.

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My review for The Boxer's Omen (1983) will be posted shortly.

Lucker The Necrophagous (1986)

2011-05-01T08:32:00.000-07:00

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Convicted serial killer, John Lucker, is pronounced criminally insane once the authorities discover the disturbing details of his extra curricular activities with the decomposing corpses of his female victims. He spends several months in various psychiatric facilities before being temporarily admitted to a private clinic after a failed suicide attempt.

The staff seem convinced of his sedation after pumping him full of narcotics. And make the fatal mistake of leaving him unattended in his room. Once they depart, Lucker escapes, but not after claiming a few victims.

While enjoying his new found freedom. Lucker discovers that one of his victims, Cathy survived. He begins to spy on her, waiting for the right moment to finish what he started. To pass the time, he finds several female companions to play with, but they never seem to fill the void left by Cathy.

It's always hard to forget the one that got away ;)

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In Conclusion:

There are 2 versions of the film available on the DVD. A 68 minute Director's cut and rare 74 minute VHS print. I decided to view both versions, so I could compare and contrast them individually.

Both prints have a certain graininess to them that I sorta dig. It adds an underground mystique and atmosphere, but it also detracts with darkly lit scenes.

The 68 minute version was created by the Director using available materials. The sound is superior on this version, but I was immediately aware of a frequently distracting looped vocal track. Screams, sound effects and certain dialog is repeated ad nauseum. Footage is also recycled to extend the running time. In addition, all of the death scenes are often obscured by the poor picture quality.

The 74 minute version is my favorite of the two. Even with irremovable Dutch subtitles. There is a certain fluidity that the previous cut lacks since certain scenes that give supporting details, were excised. Thankfully the annoying sound effects are absent with this version. And to me the picture seemed to be slightly better, despite a disclaimer before the start of the film, stating that the VHS version is of considerably lower picture and sound quality.

That being said, I still really enjoyed this movie. It's simple and effective. Plus, the lone scene of necrophilia would make this a worthy purchase for those with an affinity for corpse love films.

It's really, really gooey! :P

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I hate music. I love noise!

2011-04-26T10:58:00.000-07:00

1. The Mad-"I Hate Music"--New York punk greatness from the 70s. Known for their outlandish stage shows and the participation of amazing FX make-up artist, Screaming Mad George. (His film contributions include, Bride Of Re-Animator (1990), Nightmare On Elm Street 4 (1988) & Society (1989)) ♥

2. Attitude Adjustment-"Satan Is God"--Amazing obscure 80s crossover.

3. Toxodeth-"Visit Of The Dead"--Really awesome horror influenced death metal! I am also quite partial to the album cover.

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My review for Lucker the Necrophagous (1986), will be posted shortly.

The Resurrected (1992)

2011-04-24T14:21:00.000-07:00

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Review:

After receiving an inheritance from a distant relative. Charles unearths a trunk filled with family secrets and spells. He discovers that his ancestors were faithful practitioners of the black arts, accused for their involved in many diabolic feats. A figure of notable fascination is his ancestor, Joseph Curwin. A known wizard, necromancer and grave robber. Who's remains Charles discovers and uses for his research.

Already an esteemed scientist, Charles decides to recreate some of the scientific data left to him. And what his devoted wife, Catherine does not know is that the documents contain the knowledge to re-animate the dead.

Soon after, Charles begins to devote most of his time to conducting strange experiments. He receives cargo shipments filled with unknown contents, later found to be human and animal remains. Commitment to his research eventually begins to effect his marriage, after Catherine grows tired of the smells and noises emitting from the guest house he has taken up residence in.

To avoid any further conflict, Charles decides to uproot to a family property bequeathed to him along with the trunk. Where he continues his explorations with the assistance of two undesirables. Notably the ominous looking, Dr. Ash.

Once in the company of his associates, Charles begins to distance himself from his wife. His cold demeanor worries Catherine, so she enlists the aid of Private Detective, John March, hoping that he will be able to uncover the mystery surrounding her husband's experiments.

Several days into the investigation, Catherine receives a frantic voice mail from Charles, warning her to stay away from Dr. Ash. Fearful for his life, she rushes to his laboratory with Detective March, only to find Charles a mere shell of the man she once knew. Not only are his mannerisms out of character, but he also begins to speak in an unfamiliar way.

It's safe to assume that from this point things begin to go very wrong, and malevolent dopplegangers are just a notion of what's to come.

"Is to be expected. The dead, they take much blood."

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In Conclusion:

Pardon my random fit of nostalgia. This is another notable fright feature from my childhood that I think has aged quite well.

This is a film adaptation of the H.P Lovecraft short story, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward.

The scenery is moody and grey. Filled with overturned headstones, and misshapen monstrosities that roam cold and dark catacombs, waiting for fresh flesh.
The enticing, Chris Sarandon also gives a really memorable performance with duel roles. While he makes a convincing protagonist, he always truly shines as a villain.

Sadly this film is out of print. The DVD can be procured for between 30-60$, but the VHS can still be easily found and purchased for just a few bucks.

I really do love this film. The fact that I have watched it several times in a course of a week should attest for it's greatness!

Highly recommended!

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Kill Ugly Pop

2011-04-18T08:38:00.000-07:00

1. Lip Cream-"Back In Anger"--Japanese hardcore punk ♥

2. C.I.A-"No Thrills"--Fast and furious US hardcore!

3. Zero Boys-"Johnny Better Get"--Legendary hardcore punk from the US. Love. love. LOVE this album.

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My review for The Resurrected (1992) will be posted shortly.

Horrors of Malformed Men (1969)

2011-04-17T10:20:00.000-07:00

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Hirosuke is an amnesiac fresh from the asylum. During his lamentable moments in his cell, he is serenaded by an anonymous girl. Who's youthful lullaby seeps through the stone walls. The tune immediately reminds Hirosuke of his childhood, even if he has little recollection of it. Chance would allow him the opportunity to meet the curious night owl, Hatsuya while she strolls through the streets.

Hirosuke inquires about the song's origins, and Hatsuya agrees to do a little investigating for him. The two agree to meet the following day in front of the traveling circus tents, where Hatsuya happens to be employed. The scenario pans out violently when the young girl is fatally stabbed in broad daylight by an unknown assailant. A frenzy of panic stricken spectators accuse Hirosuke of Hatsuya's death.

Now a wanted man, he begins his quest to clear the perpetual fog blanketing the details of his past. A twisted journey that begins once he discovers that he also has an identical twin, Genzaburô, who has recently passed away. Hirosuke decides to fake his own suicide, so he can begin a new life as his newly re-animated twin brother. Although it seems pretending to be someone else proves to be an exhausting task.

While he tries his best to convince his family and wife, Hirosuke finds out about his estranged father, Jôgorô. An eccentric man with disfigured hands who's taken up residence on a deserted island. A refuge that allows him the chance to create his own ideal world.

Hirosuke decides to pay his old man a visit, but will be shocked to find what secrets and abominations await him on the island of malformed men.

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In Conclusion:

While this it not my first introduction to Edogawa Rampo. This film along with Blind Beast (1969) are perhaps my favorite cinematic incarnations of his writing.

The scene where Jôgorô dances by the water with dark hair, white kimono and webbed fingers has to be one of the most beautiful and startling scenes I have witnessed.

The film is engaging, the visuals stunning and the mystery that unfolds is quite memorable and is rife with betrayal, disfigured flesh.....and a little incest ;)

Highly recommended!

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Most People Are Dicks

2011-04-11T14:38:00.000-07:00

"It's sad but true!"

1. Ludichrist-"Most People Are Dicks"--More awesome 80s crossover.

2. Sarcofago-"Death Thrash"--Purveyors of filth and blasphemy. Most of their songs also contain some of the most hilariously perverse lyrics i've ever had the pleasure to read. Hail pioneers of Brazilian Death Trash!

3. Zeni Geva-"Total Castration"--Japanese noise-rock/metal. This song has a particularly infectious groove. Me likey!

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My review for Horrors Of Malformed Men (1969) will be posted shortly.

Star Of David: Hunting For Beautiful Girls (1979)

2011-04-07T08:54:00.000-07:00

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Review:

Tatsuya's birth was an unfortunate result of his mother's rape. An event that transpired graphically in front of his step-father, who is forced to watch while his partner is ravished by an uninvited house guest. A trauma that is heightened further when his life mate begins to enjoy being violated by her aggressor. This obviously creates a rather bizarre and destructive family dynamic.

Rather then allow himself to feel the overwhelming burden of shame. Tatsuya's step-father prefers to subject his wife to increasingly violent acts. His savage behavior persists during her pregnancy and increases once Tatsuya is brought into the world. Their bed room antics are no secret to Tatsuya, who as a child silently watches while his rope-bound mother is repeatedly humilated and abused.

Now as an adult, Tatsuya's seemingly collected exterior conceals his true twisted desires. When he's not masturbating to images from the Holocaust. Or lusting after his childhood crush, who affectionately calls him "oniisan" or "brother". He decides to act on his ideals that are conceived with the influence of his step-father's tendencies for kink and his real father's insatiable murderous drive. A deadly combination that creates a cocktail of delusion and madness when Tatsuya decides to target beautiful and prideful women, so he can demean them and make them his willing sex slaves.

It appears that his eyes weren't the only things Tatsuya inherited from his dear old daddy.

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In Conclusion:

Despite the depravity rampant in almost every frame. There are many eye catching and beautifully shot set pieces which usually include some attractive woman having various configurations of rope cutting into her soft flesh while being subjected to some form of humiliation.

For instance, in one memorable scene. One of Tatsuya's female victims is tied up and covered with butter. Which is then licked off by a rather enthusiastic German Sheppard. Talk about squirm inducing!

While this film is exceedingly misogynistic. I still found myself immensely enjoying this twisted character study.

Also, Discotek always goes above and beyond in regards to packaging their films. This title comes with a really neat reversible DVD cover, which allows the purchaser to chose from a censored or uncensored cover. I am sure you can figure out which side I chose to display ;)

Highly recommended!

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Satan kissed my dog

2011-04-04T07:38:00.000-07:00

Monday Play list!
Mmm..crossover ;)

1.Dead Horse-"Scottish Hell & Sub humanity"--Underrated death/thrash band from Tejas. Scottish Hell was notably covered by Entombed.

2.Beyond Possession-"Creeping Eruption"--Obscure Thrash/Crossover band from Canada.

3.Spazztic Blur-"Mexicali"--Goofy and eternally awesome Crossover/Grind.

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My review for Star Of David: Hunting For Beautiful Girls (1979) will be posted shortly.

Zine Sneak Peak: Memorable Onscreen Demises

2011-04-02T08:57:00.001-07:00

Demise # 001 (The Untold Story) (1993)

Extreme violence towards children is a big no-no in American films. If the act does indeed take place, the violence is usually implied or transpires off screen.

That cannot be said for this notorious HK film. Where a group of helpless children are brutally slaughtered.
For a child and a parent, it's a pretty terrifying notion to know that mommy and daddy cannot always save you.

No one is safe.
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My print zine has been in the works for close to a year. And it is almost finished! The first issue should be available by the middle of summer.

I will be reviewing several Indonesian oddities. Exploring the greatness of Cat 3 and the notorious Guinea Pig films (just to name a few)

Stay sleazy, my friends!

Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)

2011-03-31T07:22:00.000-07:00

"Fasten your drool cups and hold on to your vomit bags! We're going to the movies!"

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Review:

Brayker is a drifter entrusted with the responsibility of protecting a holy object. One that takes the form of a key adorned with 7 stars. The key is the last of 7 keys needed by malevolent beings hell bent for world destruction. It also must be filled with the blood of it's earthly guardian, usually in the advent of death, before it can be passed to another. The blood within is the only thing that can combat the evil.

Any poor soul chosen will be appointed with the vital task of keeping the key way from the hellish creatures intent on bathing the world in darkness. And safeguarding the object is far from an easy task. Brayker is constantly on the run from a entity in human form known as, the collector, who wishes to possess the key.

His attempt to evade the collector and the police. Leads Brayker to Wormwood, New Mexico. Where he seeks refuge in a run down hotel filled with tenants from all walks of life. His presence there endangers the hotel guests, who are not immediately aware of the fate that has been assigned to them. Not until they are forced to stay in the hotel. While hideous demons try their hardest to get inside.

The last person to survive the onslaught will be given the task of guarding the key for an undisclosed amount of time. Finally releasing Brayker from his decades of running. And that's if they aren't possessed or massacred by the collector's demonical creations.

Lets see who makes it through the night ;)

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In Conclusion:

I've always had a special place in my blackened little heart for this film. I was about 9 or 10 when I saw it in the theater with my folks. Appropriate family viewing it is not, but I will remain eternally grateful for the fact that my folks were and still are the antithesis of the Cleavers.

This creature feature still manages to conjure blissful memories of my childhood. When there were mom & pop video stores always within reach and the rentals were always super cheap. Our local grocery store, Meijer had a really impressive video rental department in the 80s-90s. You could rent a film for 25 cents, so sometimes me and my family would go back two or three times a day to exchange our previous rentals.

And even with many nights filled with nightmares fueled by the endless monster mash taking place in our living room. I wouldn't have it any other way ;)

This entertaining little piece of party fodder has it all. Stunning make-up effects. Engaging characters. Nasty demons. Buckets of blood. Gore galore. And the right dose of humor, courtesy of the delicious, Billy Zane, as the collector.

I really fucking love this film, which is available by itself or as a double feature with the piece of shit that is Bordello Of Blood (1996).

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Full Of Sin

2011-03-28T07:48:00.000-07:00

Monday Play list.
"Am I Punk yet?" edition.

1. Fuckboyz-"Full Of Sin"--Really catchy 80s punk from Florida.

2. Cockney Rejects-"It Will Only Ever Be"--This track is one of my favorites from this collection of B-sides.

3. The Clash-"Safe European Home"--I know most people praise London Calling and their S/T, but Give Em' Enough Rope is still a really amazing album!

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My review for Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995) will be posted shortly.

Night Of The Demons 2 (1994)

2011-03-24T08:07:00.000-07:00

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Review:

The legend of Hull house still permeates the halls of St. Rita's high school. And with Halloween looming, some students decide to forgo a school dance for a little spooky holiday fun in the house of hell.

One of the students at the school happens to be Angela's sister, the recently orphaned, Melissa. Who is christened "mouse" by the other girls in the dorm.

On the night of the festivities, Mouse is forced to attend her classmates holiday soiree. A shindig that starts off on a harmless note, until one of the attendants decides to reenact a black mass with Mouse as a sacrifice. A prank that is quickly spoiled, but not before Angela's demonic presence is enticed by her new party guests.

Once stirred, a few bumps in the night caused by her awakening, sends her visitors out the door. While a majority of the group does manage to flee unscathed. One female attendee accidentally takes a souvenir from the home in the form of a tube of lipstick, which she unknowingly transports across the underground spring surrounding the property. Giving Angela ample opportunity to wreak havoc on the school campus.

"Save a little room for the holy ghost."

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In Conclusion:

While this film is flawed in many ways, it does what it sets out to do. Creep you out while simultaneously making you laugh. Unfortunately the comedy at times really kills the mood, especially when the gags are unsuccessful.

The acting is also pretty questionable, namely the budding demonologist, Perry. Who's frequent Keanu Reeves-isms come off laughably bad. That in addition to the the fact that many of the actors look a little too old to be in high school ;)

Those minor complaints aside. This is still a fun, unpretentious party flick with some pretty impressive make-up effects. It's dated campy charm is still worth appreciating.

The infamous dancing scene is also re-created, yet rather then Bauhaus'-"Stigmata Martyr". We have the Morbid Angel song, "Rapture". And I have to say watching Angela and the students dancing and sashaying about to death metal is indeed a sight to behold.

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Under Jolly Roger

2011-03-21T07:47:00.000-07:00

Monday play list.
It's never too early to rock out ;)

1. Running Wild-"Under Jolly Roger"--Their earlier albums were more satanic. While this one kick started their infamous pirate schtick :) Rockin' heavy metal goodness.

2. Cirith Ungol-"Black Machine"--My dad read a lot of Michael Moorcock novels when I was a kid. The CD artwork is taken from those books. The witchy vocals are the most polarizing thing about this band. I think they fit the music supremely well!

3. Accept-"Fast As A Shark"--UDO! Some of you will recognize the appearance of this song in the 1985 Lamberto Bava classick, Demons. I fucking love this band!

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My review for Night Of The Demons 2 (1994), will be posted shortly.

From Beyond (1986)

2011-03-17T07:29:00.000-07:00

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Dr.Pretorius and his assistant, Crawford Tillinghast have painstakingly constructed a machine known as, the resonator. This machine's sole function is to stimulate the pineal gland in the brain. Which is also considered to be a "third eye".

After a mishap with their creation, Crawford is sent to a psych ward claiming that the resonator conjured creatures that ate Dr. Pretorius' head. And at first Crawford is considered to be your run of the mill paranoid schizophrenic. So the assistance of the beautiful, Dr. Katherine McMichael's is requested to assess Crawford's mental capacity before he is set to stand trial for the death of his partner.

Katherine is intrigued by Crawford's ravings and requests that he have a cat scan. Which reveals that his pineal gland has increased in size. And with the presence of such startling evidence she decides to recreate the experiments conducted at the Pretorius house so she can find out first hand what the machine is capable of.

"It ate him...bit off his head like a gingerbread man!"

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In Conclusion:

This film is indeed a classic. Riddled with pinkish-purplish hues, and gooey monstrosities. Along with Barbara Crampton, who looks quite lovely in bondage attire.

Seeing her and Jeffery together again after Re-Animator with the inclusion of Ken Foree who is fucking amazing as Bubba is enough to make any horror film fan (girl) squeal.
Which I did, numerous times.

I was elated when this film finally received a proper DVD release in 2007. I did not hesitate to snatch it up!

This film is also now out of print. So get it before it's gone!

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I'll be damned, here comes your ghost again.

2011-03-14T14:24:00.000-07:00

Monday Play List!

1. Judas Priest-"Diamonds and Rust"--A Joan Baez cover. The original is way too sappy for me.

2. Rainbow-"Stargazer"--This song is epic and amazing! Long live DIO!

3. Black Sabbath-"Johnny Blade"--You can almost taste the nose candy with this album. I know it's pretty polarizing, some people love it. While most think it's total shit. I would have to disagree! (And yes, I even dig "Air Dance". Don't you judge me ;) Haha!

Sex & Fury (1973)

2011-03-13T10:09:00.000-07:00

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Ocho is a skilled gambler and pick-pocket with a personal vendetta. As a child she watched while her father was mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of 3 unknown assailants. And clutched in his bloodied hand for her to discover were 3 picture cards bearing the images of different animals. These cards are the only remaining clues left to help identify his killers.

As an adult she is infused with the same determination as her father and gets her first taste of carnage while visiting a local gambling house. Where a man is fatally wounded after being caught cheating during a card game. The man while in his death throes, asks Ocho to take 50 million yen he had acquired for his sister, to pay for her freedom before she is sold into the sex trade. Her attempt to fulfill the dying man's wish leads her to the sleazy and corrupt, Iwakura. Who had purchased the man's virginal sister, Yuki.

Unfortunately for Ocho, Iwakura is not so willing to give up his new play thing without an entertaining wager. He agrees to safely release Yuki, if Ocho beats a renowned English gambler and secret spy, Christina during a costume ball. Which she does after her American competition is distracted by her anarchistic lover, Shunosuke. Who seems hell bent on killing Kurakawa, a man with political affiliations and Iwakura's co-conspirator in the death of Ocho's father.

Along with Ocho's quest to avenge her father, there is also another side plot involving star crossed lovers, Christina and Shunosuke. A pair that seemed doomed right from the start.

Let the sword play and arterial spray commence!

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In Conclusion:

Watching Ocho galloping in the snow, completely nude with sword in hand while she slices through her prey with a graceful ferocity. Has to be one of the coolest things I have ever seen! She is sexy and cunning and makes for quite a memorable Pinky Violence vixen.

The visual set pieces are superb! I also dug how most of the scenes featuring Christina Lindberg were filmed with a romantic soft focus.
It's refreshing to see the busty Swede lusting after a Japanese man in this film. (It's nice to know that I am not the only one with yellow fever ;)

This film is thoroughly entertaining and highly recommended!

Norifumi Suzuki never disappoints!

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I never knew hell till I met you...

2011-03-07T15:44:00.000-08:00

Monday Playlist.
An ode to some of my favorite hardcore punk and crossover bands!

1. Poison Idea-"Taken By Surprise"--I remember getting the Ian Mackaye 12" for my ex-lover about 4 years ago, and how eternally mortified my mother was at the sight of the LP sleeve which features a man spreading his cheeks to reveal a close up of his giant puckered asshole. An image that was used to mock all Ian Mackaye fan boys :P

2. 7 Seconds-"We're Gonna Fight"--This tune is anthemic and catchy as hell!

3. D.R.I (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles)--"Money Stinks" I had the chance to see these guys live at a music fest last year and they still fucking kill!

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My review for Sex & Fury (1974) will be posted shortly.

Tesis (1996)

2011-03-05T09:56:00.000-08:00

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Angela is doing her thesis on audiovisual violence. While in her pursuit for the obscene, she enlists the aid of a fellow classmate, Chema, who is renowned on campus for his taste in shock cinema. Along with Chema, she also requests the assistance of her film professor, Figueroa. Who ventures into the school's vast film library in search of the ultimate sensory assault for his student.

In his quest he ends up unearthing a celluloid atrocity that turns out to be too much for him. The tape causes Figueroa to fall victim to a fatal heart attack right in the screening room, where his body remains until Angela discovers his corpse the following day.

Curious about the contents of the tape, Angela takes it from the library for further analysis. Although, once alone with her object of fascination, she finds that she is unable to bring herself to watch it. So she completely darkens the color contrast of the screen, only leaving the audio.
And the horrifying shrieks and pleas for mercy from an unknown woman emanating from the tape terrify her.

Still determined to view the film. Angela requests the assistance of her fellow violent cinema connoisseur, Chema. Who agrees to watch the film with her.
And after their initial viewing, Chema concludes that the acts taking place are real and that the woman being tortured and killed on film happens to be a fellow student that went missing 2 years ago. As if that wasn't enough, the camera used to film her demise, is a later model that was once carried in the University's film lab.

This disturbing conclusion turns Angela's simple research for her thesis into an all out investigation into the creation of the film. A task that could potentially cost them their lives.

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In Conclusion:

This Spanish thriller is simply amazing!
With well over a 2 hour running time, I never wanted the film to end.

Chema has to be one of my favorite film characters, and is honestly someone that I would really hang out with. (The fact that he is a hot, bespectacled horror fiend also helps) His living area is completely plastered with horror film posters and images of the macabre. Also, the restrained chemistry between him and Angela happens to be one of my favorite things about this film. Even when Angela begins to have feelings for mysterious playboy, Bosco. I couldn't help but root for Chema, the eternal outsider.

I can't say enough about this film, it's thoroughly suspenseful and entertaining. So if you haven't seen it by now..what are you waiting for?!
A new digitally remastered version was released 2/8/11.

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People all around gathered for the burning of the witch

2011-02-28T09:26:00.000-08:00

It's the Monday playlist!
NWOBHM edition (Pt 1)

1. Witchfinder General-"Burning a sinner"--It really was hard just choosing one song because the entire album is fucking killer!

2. Diamond Head-"Am I Evil?"--These guys are most well known for their immense influence on Metallica. Super catchy!

3. Angel Witch-"White Witch"--Their s/t first album is a classic!

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The Living Dead Girl (1982)

2011-02-27T07:09:00.000-08:00

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With an adolescent blood oath forging an unbreakable bond between them, Helena and Catherine remain devoted to each other. Even with Catherine's recent demise.

Her body resides in a coffin, contained in the catacombs below her childhood home, a historic chateau that is currently on the market for sale. She remains there, until a pair of grave robbers who are also attempting to store barrels of toxic waste, awaken Catherine when an earth tremor knocks some of the barrels over. This causes the earth floor to absorb the sludge which re-animates the blonde beauty.

Once awoken from her sleep, Catherine finds that she has aquired a need for blood. And she ruthlessly dispatches whoever crosses her path, except Helena. Who once reunited with her companion takes on the responsibility of luring prey to the chateau just so her beloved can sustain herself.

Although it seems the more Catherine is left to regain her memories and the sensations of life. The more she willingly welcomes her new title as a bringer of death.

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In Conclusion:

It's impressive that a film can be endearing and grotesque at the same time.
And this nightmarish tale soaked in vital fluids packs a real punch. One that stayed with me for days after my initial viewing.

It's a touching and melancholy film filled with beautiful women and shocking violence.

No lesbian fumblings this time around, guys. Just lots and lots of blood.

Highly recommended!

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In the mud, the blood, the urine and the WHISKEY!

2011-02-21T08:41:00.000-08:00

1. Cat Butt-"Maximo"--One of the best band names ever! Forgotten Seattle grunge, with a pretty fascinating story accompanying their formation and eventual break-up.
http://allmusic.com/artist/cat-butt-p12515/biography

2. Stiv Bators-"Evil Boy"--This is from the Dead Boys' front man's first solo album. Awesome, awesome shit.

3. Satan-"Trial By Fire"--One of my favorite things is NWOBHM or New Wave of British Heavy Metal. This album kills!

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My review for The Living Dead Girl (1982) will be posted shortly.

Local Heros (Audrey Campbell & Kroger Babb)

2011-02-19T06:59:00.000-08:00

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Audrey Campbell

Originally hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio.
This striking beauty is most well known for her portrayal of the
lesbian, vice queen, Olga.

Who appears in:

Olga's Girls (1964)
White Slaves of Chinatown (1964)
Olga's House of Shame (1964)

These films are considered to be some of the very first low-budget sexploitation
pictures of the 60s. (Also known as "Roughie" films.)

Although the acts depicted are considered quite tame
by today's standards. There are still landmarks in exploitation
cinema.

She sadly passed in 2006.

(I will be reviewing the Olga Triple Feature for my print zine.)
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Kroger Babb

From Lees Creek, Ohio.

Some of the very first exploitation films, were sex (or personal) hygiene pictures.These movies, with the notable inclusion of Mom & Dad (1945), which Babb produced. Where promoted and distributed with the zeal Babb was known for.

Babb also had a business relationship with renowned trash film king, David F. Friedman. Who cites his first encounter with Babb as the starting point to his interest in films.

Friedman passed away February 14th 2011 :(

Their business partnership and friendship is explored further in Friedman's book, A Youth in Babylon: Confessions of a Trash-Film King

This book is a must read for any that may be interested in the history of exploitation cinema.I know it is one of my personal favorites.

And this concludes today's history lesson, ladies and germs.

House (1986)

2011-02-18T14:06:00.000-08:00

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It has been three years since Roger Cobb's last novel. And with his own personal turmoil, which includes the disappearance of his young son, Jimmy being at the forefront of his writers block. Rodger decides to stay at his childhood home, left to him by his aunt who recently committed suicide.

Rodger hopes that the solitude will give him a chance to work on his most recent novel. Which will delve into his time in Vietnam. Although, once he settles in, it appears as if the house itself is a living breathing entity. It begins to manifest visions of his son, along with conjuring some pretty nasty creatures that would only exist in one of his horror novels.

The longer he lingers in the home the more he seems to unravel.
But ex-wives, nosy neighbors and post traumatic stress are the least of his worries.

"Damn! I come back from the grave and run out of ammunition!"

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In Conclusion:

I have many fond childhood memories of this film. I watched it obsessively with my father and three brothers as a kid. And after not seeing it for over a decade, I must say that it is still as badass as I remember it being!

The make-up FX and dashes of comedy really amp up the entertainment factor.

I really love this film, and it does make for a lovely trip down memory lane.

Oh, nostalgia :)

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Pleasure Victim

2011-02-14T14:12:00.000-08:00

"This one goes out to all you lonely hearts out there."

Dedicated to my boy toy ;)

1. Berlin-"Pleasure Victim"--Supreme synth pop!
2. The Runaways-"You Drive Me Wild"--This song turns me on. That is all.
3. The Ramones-"I Just Want To Have Something To Do"--It's da bruddas. What more do I need to say ;)

My review for House (1986) will be posted shortly.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (1977)

2011-02-13T07:27:00.000-08:00

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Abbie is a young woman concerned about the welfare of her missing sister, Rosa. And In an attempt to gather information, she crashes a private press conference held by the well respected Dr. Arcos.

The meeting is held by the medical board, who are unable to gather enough evidence against a notorious womens' clinic, Las Palomas. The same facility where Abbie's sister is a patient. There have been repeated glimpses at possible inhumane treatment taking place behind the closed doors of the clinic, which specializes in the rehabilitation of sexually deviant women.

The busty head Doctor, implements some rather barbaric treatments so she can rid her patients of their amorous behavior. The women are often subjected to her sadism, which she relishes with a merciless enthusiasm.

Many are disfigured or rendered catatonic by the excessive shock treatment. And others adapt to their environment by any means necessary. Even if that entails becoming the Doctor's personal pet and pin cushion.

Abbie holds Dr. Arcos at gunpoint, and insists that he admit her into the clinic under a false identity, fabricated to meet the clinic's criteria for sexual perversion. He reluctantly agrees to admit her for a month, allowing her a chance to investigate. And only under the condition that she become a key witness to the atrocities unfolding at Las Palomas.

With her aid they might be able to put a stop to their depravity.
But once in the belly of the beast, she will find out about the rampant corruption first hand.

Gimme gimme shock treatment!

"There is just one thing wrong with her. She's mad, raving mad!"

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In Conclusion:

This film may not be an official entry in the Ilsa series, but it still remains a competent piece of W.I.P trash.

It is always glorious to see two of my favorite exploitation vixens in the same film together. That being the iconic Dyanne Thorne and Franco muse, Lina Romay (who I personally think looks hotter with short hair ;)

All of the women-in-prison staples are present! Shower scenes, lesbian fondlings and the ever present crack of a whip.

I fucking love this movie.
This film along with Exorcism (1979), Faceless (1987) and Diabolical Dr. Z (1966) have to be some of my favorite Franco films.

This title is currently OOP (but it is the cheapest film in the Ilsa trilogy. Ranging from about 20-25.00.)

Boy, am I glad that own the whole set, minus the Tigress of Siberia (1977) ;)

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I want to see the sun..fall out of the sky.

2011-02-07T18:07:00.000-08:00

It's been one of those days.
Enjoy!

1. Avengers-"Paint It Black"--An amazing American punk band, doing a Rolling Stones cover.

2. Holly & the Italians-"I Wanna Go Home"--Super catchy and extremely underrated Power Pop from the 80s.

3. The Alley Cats-"One More Chance To Survive"--Forgotten LA Punk from the 80s. I fucking LOVE this album.

My review for Ilsa, The Wicked Warden (1977) will be posted shortly.

Love-Zero = Infinity (1994)

2011-02-05T17:02:00.000-08:00

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A lonely drifter reeling from a recent break up, begins to follow random strangers he encounters while walking the streets of Tokyo. His longing for a human connection leads him to a pair of nihilistic teens.

The couple find solace in a landfill, where they entertain their curious spectator with tales of blood games. And with a current string of vampyric murders being publicized and broadcasted, Takeshi begins to have romanticized views on the subject.

Currently oblivious to his forthcoming encounter with a woman who only feeds his dark obsessions. Takeshi is asked by a doctor to spy on his wife. A striking woman who wears a black over-coat and large framed sunglasses, while she roams around the city. Her currently exhibited bizarre behavior alarms her significant other, who believes that her after work activities may have murderous intent.

And the mysterious fem, may very well be what Takeshi has been looking for.
A modern day vampire.

"Do you want a red drug which takes you on a trip to the other world?"

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In Conclusion:

This film left me in a daze, with it's hallucinatory and bleak vibe.
The frequent wide shots of Tokyo streets, only added to the feeling of being small.

Hisayasu Sato's films always leave a lasting impression on me. As always, it is hard for me to decide what I love more about his work, the fetishistic sex or the morose characters.

This haunting take on the vampire, is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

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I never should have asked for black leather.

2011-01-31T10:24:00.000-08:00

Monday play list!
Leather bound edition.

1. The Runaways-"Black Leather"--It's a cover of a Steve Jones song, but I think the legendary girl rockers do a pretty amazing rendition! (The fact that I've had a crush on Joan Jett since I was 13, also helps :P)

2. The Nuns-"Savage"--Really catchy, punk/new wave band from the 70s.

3. Bitch-"Be My Slave"-BDSM-tinged heavy metal from the 80s.

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-My review for Queen of Black Magic (1979) will be posted shortly.

The Watcher In The Attic (1976)

2011-01-29T11:05:00.000-08:00

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Boarding house tenant Gouda has taken up quite a peculiar past time. After he finds a secret crawlspace in the attic of his building, he begins to spy from peep holes in the ceiling into the apartments below. There he observes the other tenants.

Their once unseen acts, ranging from the mundane to the perverse, unfold before his lingering eyes. And after myriad glimpses into the secret lives of his neighbors, Gouda finds himself fixating on one particular female tenant, who's bedroom activities become an all consuming interest.

The aristocratic beauty usually requests that her gentleman callers wear clown attire. And their outrageous sexual explorations, quickly become fascinating spectacles for Gouda. Who by the day becomes more entranced with the nameless, girl participating in the deviant acts, he secretly wishes he could be a part of.

The two do eventually develop a bizarre relationship, even after Lady Junko's bedroom games turn violent.

In fact, her sanguinary compulsions only further entice Gouda to partake in a little harmless mayhem, just so he can appease his murderous madam.

"...Okusama."

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In Conclusion:

So far, this has to be my favorite, Nikkatsu release from Mondo Macabro.

The sex scenes are dreamlike and creative. We have clown faced suitors, and a kinky chauffeur who constructs a special sex chair that allows him to sit inside of it, so he can experience the feeling of his desired object sitting on him.

Pervish hi-jinks aside, I thought this film had a lingering almost drug-like quality to it, with a very off kilter ending. (Which I will not spoil! :P)

(I also note, that the amazing full mouth of Renji Ishibashi (Gouda) also helped elevate my viewing experience ;) Even with bizarro, 70s hair..I still found him quite attractive.)

Highly recommended!

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Mama, where's your little daughter? she's here, right here on the altar

2011-01-24T12:55:00.000-08:00

Attack of the Monday play list!

1. The Ramones-"You Should Never Have Opened That Door"--My favorite band of all time <3
2. UFO-"Doctor Doctor"--Super catchy Arena rock from Germany. Schenker is a godly guitar player!
3. The Mops-" Blind Bird (Please Kill Me)"--Mind blowing Psychedelic 60s Rock from Japan!

My review for Watcher in the Attic (1976), will be posted shortly.

Barbed Wire Dolls (1975)

2011-01-22T06:47:00.000-08:00

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The female inhabitants of this correctional institution have been convicted for gruesome crimes. Once sentenced the unlucky girls are considered ideal candidates for the Warden's sadistic rehabilitation program.

The women are food deprived and their bodies wracked with unspeakable torments. From shock treatment to sexual abuse from the staff, quick to enforce their pitiless principals.

After being starved and driven half-mad by the daily inhumane treatment, Berta writes an anonymous letter to the government, which is then intercepted by the Governor of the Island (who happens to be in cahoots with the Directress and her incompetent staff.) The letter instills fear over a potential Government inspection and also further enrages the Directress, who immediately implements harsher punishments to ensure that all guilty parties responsible for the creation and expedition of the letter get their just desserts.

And with the arrival of a new inmate, the angel faced Maria, recently convicted for murdering her incestuous father, the Warden's former lover. No one is safe from her infernal wrath!

Who will survive this savage tale of lust and corruption?
Just watch and see!

"She's a degenerate, like a cat in full heat!"

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In Conclusion:

While I did enjoy this film immensely, it does have it's flaws. Mainly the awkwardly filmed flashback sequence involving Maria and her father, which unfolds in slow motion. It really is one of the most undesirably bizarre things I have ever seen. Thankfully the 2 minutes of ineptitude can be easily overlooked, when you think of all the exceedingly cruel and sleazy entertainment that awaits.

The sex scenes as usual are varied, but there are myriad lingering shots of female genitalia, which does become rather explicit with the inclusion of fingers and in the case of one deranged inmate, cigarettes. Obviously this won't be enough to appease any hardcore cravings, but it is distinctively Franco. And Lina Romay is hot enough to make me question my sexuality ;)

This title is also Out Of Print. Only VIP and Region 2 Anchor Bay versions are official.

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Your maid is into bondage And I've got Polaroids

2011-01-17T09:59:00.000-08:00

Another Monday playlist.
The Sloppy Seconds edition!

All three tracks are from their amazing first album, Destroyed (1989)

1. Blackmail
2. Come back, Traci (An ode to the gorgeous, Traci Lords ;) )
3. Black Roses

-My review for Barbed Wire Dolls (1975) will be posted shortly.

Cloistered Nun: Runa's Confession (1976)

2011-01-16T09:20:00.000-08:00

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Upon waking one night only to discover her step-sister (Mayumi) entangled with her lover Keigo in a vigorous display of pelvic thrusting. The devastated Runa decides to uproot and join a convent, totally unprepared for the lascivious behavior she will be forced to endure.

Once she arrives at the abbey, Runa is immediately subjected to the frustrations of a deviant priest, who molests her in the fields and accosts her while she is ringing the Church bell. Apparently all of the inhabitants of the religious community suffer from bestial lust. When even a fellow sister of the cloth harbors carnal tendencies towards her.

After some time at the Convent, Runa decides to pay her step-sister a visit, with intentions of enticing her with a bogus real estate proposition. She informs Mayumi of the church's intentions to sell a large lot of land, after deciding to relocate to Africa.

Runa offers to give her step-sister a good deal for the land, hoping that Mayumi would somehow bring her ex-lover, the philandering Keigo into the mix. And Mayumi, as expected, does not hesitate to bait him with the notion of purchasing the unbelievably cheap land for potential profit.

The insatiable con-artists attempt to put on a convincing display of honest devotion, all the while keeping their eyes on the prize. And they remain totally oblivious to Runa's true devious intentions.

"But, by finding god, I also found the devil."

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In Conclusion:

Masaru Konuma has to be one of my favorite exploitation/roman porno/pink directors. He infuses the unfolding erotic imagery with an involving plot, which is usually not necessary for me personally, but it does heighten the whole viewing experience.

I happen to watch a lot of Pink and erotic films, and unfortunately, the prevalence of attractive male actors in these movies is quite limited. So with the inclusion of the yummy male actor, Shin Nakamaru, made for a welcome change and really made this film a pleasure for me to watch. (It does get tiresome viewing the same formulaic, repugnant leches that usually paw at the attractive female actors in these films.)

Plus, the enthusiastic sexual performances of the films participants also makes for an enjoyable experience. And boy is there an overabundance of soft core goodness! We have straight scenes, lesbian scenes, orgy scenes, rape scenes, threesomes, etc, etc. And come to think of it, the more I watched the movie the more it reminded me of french soft core, Ala Emmanuelle.

Highly recommended for any sleaze hound! This film is available on it's own or in the Debauched Desires box set which features 3 other Masaru films.

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*revised on 2/13/11

"Songs About Fucking"

2011-01-10T09:13:00.000-08:00

Time to drop your drawers, it's the Monday playlist!

1.Big Black-"Colombian Neck Tie"---Fucking legendary Indie-Noise Rock.
2.Dwarves-"Back Seat Of My Car"---Raw and raunchy Punk Rock!
3.Dead Boys-"All This And More"--- Followed by some more immensely awesome Punk originating from Cleveland <3

Even though this town is riddled with religious zealots, jocks and red necks..we do have a really great music history!

Review for Cloistered Nun: Runa's Confession (1976) to be posted shortly.

Reform School Girls (1986)

2011-01-09T09:40:00.000-08:00

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Jennifer has been a very naughty girl! After assisting her boy-toy in a botched robbery, she is quickly apprehended and sentenced to 3 years in the Pridemore Juvenile Facility For Girls.

When the nubile blonde arrives at the Reformatory with a bus full of "new fish", the jail-bait offenders are in for a surprise. The twisted politics, and blatant favoritism amongst the staff are the least of their worries...when the ward administrator, Edna and her favorite toy, Charlie strive to make their lives a living hell.

Most of the teenage hellcats bend to Charlie's whim, but our dear Jennifer's unwillingness to compromise leads to a power struggle between the two girls right from the start. Fortunately for Charlie, her after hours playtime with Edna enables her to have certain privileges and freedoms, while the other girls are continually subjected to mistreatment and various cruelties frequently overlooked by the statuesque head warden, Sutter.

A new staff member is also employed at Pridemore, and the new resident Psychologist, Dr. Norton gets an inside perspective on the brutality and neglect taking place at the Facility. Yet, unlike her fellow co-workers who are either totally complacent or willing participants...Dr. Norton will do anything to put a stop to the savage behavior taking place behind the closed doors at the Reformatory.

Good luck, Doctor :P

"I thought I smelled fish."

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In Conclusion:

This film is glorious! It's hilarious and laden with girl fights, T&A, cavity searches and other devious behavior. And of course the queen of shock, Wendy O Williams (as Charlie).

My only complaint was the sleazy truck driver in the film, who for some reason reminded me of Lou Gramm from Foreigner..and fucking made my flesh crawl.

"It's kind of like a carnival ride, you sit on my face and i'll guess your weight."

*barf*

Anyway, highly recommended viewing. And this title is very under appreciated, so you can pick it up for pretty cheap. I purchased mine new from bestbuy.com for 5$!

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The Road To Wellville (1994)

2011-01-04T18:47:00.000-08:00

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Will & Eleanor Lightbody are visiting the Battle creek Sanitarium, a renowned establishment that teaches it's visitors Health practices according to the beliefs of the 7th Day Adventist Church. The "San" is run by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the cereal mogul and enema enthusiast. His followers are expected to embrace vegetarian food habits, along with abstaining from coitus unless the act is used solely for the purpose of procreation.

Eleanor is already a devoted follower of the Dr's philosophies, after being traumatized by the death of her newborn child, she sought comfort in the hands of the doctor and his supporters. And with the couple both experiencing some form of mental or physical distress. She asks her husband who currently suffers from a troubling stomach ailment to accompany her to the Sanitarium.

Both parties bear their own guilt and worries, but once separated they find that the "San" offers many temptations. From shapely nurses to a German doctor who's interpretation of a therapeutic massage is really just him placing his fingers between his female clients thighs and assisting them to orgasm. Naughty, naughty! :P

There is also a more comical side plot involving Dr. Kellogg (Anthony Hopkins) and his estranged adopted son, George (Dana Carvey).

"Masturbation is the silent killer of the night!"

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In Conclusion:

This movie is a personal favorite! It does have some very brief dramatic moments, but those are punctuated with myriad scenes of hilarity.

Scatological humor abound, and with that comes plenty of nudity, masturbation jokes and Anthony Hopkins in a comedic role, which I personally think made the movie.

Low brow it may be, but it is fun and the characters are eccentric and memorable. It's a shame how underrated this film is.

Highly recommended!

Also note, this title is also Out Of Print.

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Acid - laced chemicals cruise throught my veins

2011-01-03T07:19:00.000-08:00

Another Monday play list...

1. Blessed Death-"Painkiller"---Raging Thrash metal from Jersey.
2. Post Mortem-"Just A Thought"---One of my favorite Thrash bands of all time, would somebody please repress "Coroner's Office" already! I beg thee!!
3. Siege-"Conform"---And a little hardcore thrown in for good measure <3

-Review for The Road To Wellville (1994) will be posted shortly.

Kiss Of Death (1973)

2010-12-31T11:24:00.000-08:00

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The life of a beautiful factory girl is forever changed when she is surprised on her way home from work by a group of 5 miscreant men. The offenders are on an apparent quest for cheap thrills and force the girl to join them at a secluded rooftop hideaway, where they proceed to take turns violating their prey.

Several days after her savage encounter, Ling begins to experience excruciating lower abdominal pain, but refuses to seek medical attention. Her mind can only entertain thoughts of violence and the satisfaction she would receive from killing and maiming those who ruined her. In her quest, she decides to seek employment at a local bar, where women are employed as hostesses and sometimes escorts for their male suitors.

Ling mistakenly attacks a man at the bar, whom upon first glance reminds her of one of the men who assaulted her. After the misunderstanding is smoothed over by the owner (Lo Lieh), Ling convinces him to hire her as one of his hostesses. The bar is also where she meets fellow employee, Hung who tells Ling of a former hostess who is living out her last moments, after contracting a fatal venereal disease, known as "Vietnam Rose". It does not take long for Ling to discover that she also has the deadly disease.

In her final days, she seeks vengeance and also finds love with Lo Lieh, who she sadly cannot enjoy intimately..and who also happens to be a renowned Kung-fu master. After pleading with him, he finally agrees to help her retaliate.

Now the "lady on the roof" will finally get her revenge.

"Teach me kung-fu, so I can kill!"

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In Conclusion:

It seems as though the film "Her Vengeance" is a remake of this movie. The plots are almost identical, except I personally believe that this is a much better film. Even with a bittersweet ending, the events that transpire make for a more satisfying viewing experience, without an overbearingly melancholy vibe that I felt detracted from my enjoyment of "Her Vengeance".

The women make for excellent eye candy and possess a timeless elegance not found in more modern films...especially Hung who's weapon of choice is a collection of sharp blades made to look like an ordinary deck of cards. I so need that! :P

Equally entertaining and sleazy, I really love this film!

Highly recommended!

P.S: I am also looking forward to the February 15th release of Director Meng-Hwa Ho's 1971 film, The Lady Hermit.

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Happy New Year, everyone!

Coz i'm living in sin...

2010-12-27T08:58:00.000-08:00

And now some tune-age for your listening pleasure.

1. Vixen "Living In Sin"---Catchy Hawaiian Speed metal :)
2. The Sonics "Shot Down"---Supremely awesome Garage rock from the 60s.
3. Vice Human "I Long To Kill You beast"---Obscure traditional metal from Greece.

-Review for Kiss Of Death (1973) will be posted shortly.

Her Vengeance (1988)

2010-12-23T09:48:00.000-08:00

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After having a dispute with 5 obnoxious bar patrons, Kit King is ambushed on her way home and taken to a cemetery, where she is gang raped. Her tormentors not only defile her, but one man also infects Kit with an incurable venereal disease.

When left in a bloody heap on the rain soaked earth, she discovers a lighter left by one of the men, bearing an address. And with her sister's guidance, Kit seeks employment at a bar owned by her siblings wheelchair bound ex lover, Hsiung. Who hires her as a waitress/escort, granting her more access to the gang that contaminated her.

It is here that her plans for retaliation come to fruition. But, in her quest for retribution, Kit ends up making the ultimate sacrifice...her loved ones.

The film concludes with a dramatic, blood soaked showdown between Kit, Hsiung and the remaining gang members, in Hsiung's bar which has been furnished with booby traps.

Just see who makes it out alive!

"Tooth for a tooth, vengeance must be done."

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In Conclusion:

I was pretty surprised at how subdued this film was, but only after watching it did I discover online that the version of the film I purchased (Fortune Star/Joy Sales) which is a longer cut of the film (running at 85 mins) does not include some of the more violent and skin laden scenes of the Out of print, Megastar version (with a running time of 78 mins). Other footage was supplemented, to make up for what was taken out, leaving many HK film completists wanting a special edition version of the film, containing both Cat II and Cat III versions. *fingers crossed*

Does that make the film any less entertaining, absolutely not. But if you are like me and expect a super explicit film, loaded with stomach churning rape scenes that culminate with a satisfyingly violent payoff you might be disappointed, as I was.

Still I cannot deny the supreme awesomeness of Hsiung's wheelchair Kung fu! Or the creative finale.

Her Vengeance is still a very good film, I just wish that the version most commonly available did not leave out most of what makes a Cat III film so memorable, the sex and violence!

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I'm dreaming of a white... Sabbath!

2010-12-16T11:10:00.000-08:00

I know this is totally unrelated to movies, but I am feeling in a bit of a goofy mood. And with Christmas only 8 days away. I thought i'd post my ideal "Christmas" songs.

Enjoy!

1. Sparks "Thank God It's Not Christmas"
2. King Diamond " No Presents For Christmas"
3. The Ramones "Merry Christmas I Don't Want To Fight Tonight"

The Dark Backward (1991)

2010-12-14T17:56:00.001-08:00

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Marty Malt is a garbage man with comedic aspirations, unfortunately his repertoire of unfunny jokes and awkward stage presence, lead to a less then warm reception from his audience. Not one to be discouraged, Marty still continues to pursue his dream with the encouragement from his "friend" and co-worker, the repugnant accordion player, Gus. Who when not stuffing his face with foul, inedible concoctions, indulges in his fetish for *ahem* very large women.

Their meager lives remain unchanged until the day Gus discovers a large boil on the back of Marty's neck. This boil seems harmless at first, until is starts to increase in size. And eventually an arm sprouts from it. Giving our down and out comedian the rare opportunity to use his extra extremity as a gimmick to bolster his faltering career.

Now that Marty has a little something, "extra". He is scouted by the inept talent agent, Jackie Chrome, who books Marty and Gus for a series of bizarre performances.

You'll just have to see what's in store for Dezzy the Three Armed Wonder Comic!

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In Conclusion:

This movie is deranged. And even that is an understatement. Every character is covered in a sweaty sheen, in a town that might as well be another planet.
That in itself makes this film such an enjoyable viewing experience (at least for me anyway, I know this film is pretty polarizing.) It's just odd, and the humor is off-kilter and dark.

This also has to be the billionth time I've seen Bill Paxton's pasty white ass.

If you enjoy bizarre, borderline sleazy, black comedies. You should check this film out, it can be purchased for a decent price (Between 4-7$)
I personally think this film is very underrated, but if geek show weirdness isn't your bag, you might want to go elsewhere for your chucks.

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Fantastic Planet (1973)

2010-12-05T09:11:00.000-08:00

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In this magical world, humans (known as Oms) are relocated to the bottom of the social ladder, and split into two groups; domesticated and non-domesticated. The domesticated Oms become no better then house pets, and their very existence is determined by their ability to entertain their captors (a super-intelligent alien race, know as the Draags.) Once taken in, the Oms are given special collars that make escape from the Draags nearly impossible, without the inevitability of death.

While the domesticated Oms are classified as expendable entertainment, the non-domesticated Oms emerge as a growing threat to the Draags existence. They reproduce at an alarming rate, and form nomadic tribes that travel in search of ways to liberate themselves from the Draags oppressive rule. Even though their oppressors tower over them, the Oms do not fear using violence to prove their dominance. And flourish on a savage planet with unforgiving landscapes and creatures that intend to destroy them.

The life of one particular Om (Terr) is examined, from his imprisonment as an infant, to his relationship with his owner, an unusually sympathetic Draag child, known as Tiwa. And the events that lead to his eventual escape with an object treasured by his masters. A device that the Draags wear, during meditation that infuses them with vital knowledge.

Once liberated from the Draags, Terr brings the sacred object to the attention of the non-domesticated Oms.

Looks like it's time for an uprising.

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In Conclusion:

Written by René Laloux, and directed by Roland Topor (who helped create the Panic Movement with Alejandro Jodorowsky and Fernando Arrabal) create an intriguing film, based on a sci-fi novel from the 50s. Beautifully illustrated, with a pseudo-psychedelic soundtrack. And creatures that could only be created by someone under the influence of mind altering substances.

This film is amazing!

Highly recommended!

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Japanese Hell (1999)

2010-11-28T07:47:00.000-08:00

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A remorseful former cult member (Rika) is given a chance for atonement, when she is approached by the sovereign of hell (Ms. Enma). The woman offers to absolve Rika of her sins, if she willingly faces the mind shattering torments of Inferno.

Rika's adventure begins with unforgiving visions manifested in Ms. Enma's sacred object, the "karma mirror" and ends with a dangerous trek through the many levels of purgatory. Where offenders will spend an eternity paying for their transgressions.

The crimes and merciless punishments of two men are witnessed by the sensitized, Rika. The first, a child murderer. Who eerily narrates, as he abducts, dismembers and disposes the bodies of several young girls. And the last, is the lecherous leader of the cult she was once a member of. A imitation of the real life, cult leader Shoko Asahara**

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In Conclusion:

While flawed, this film has a few really great things going for it.

The color soaked visuals and the unbridled vigor exhibited by hell's beastly inhabitants, while they subject their deserving victims to various torments. (Most notably the comical and memorable tongue stretching scene, as pictured below)

Sometimes there is an undeniable creepiness that comes from art inspired by real life tragedies and events. Also, the fact that Shoko's likeness is rendered almost identically by the actor selected to play him, only adds to the shudder some vibe.

My main complaint with this film, is the ending. I found it to be confusing and preachy. Another character is introduced, before the film is about to end and he is totally unrelated to the plot. (Although, I did find some redeeming value during the end credits, when Rika and a bevy of beautiful women disrobe before praying.)

Many may want to consider renting before buying.
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**Shoko Asahara (Founder of the Aum Shinrikyo, a Japanese cult responsible for the 1995 Tokyo subway Sarin gas attacks//Is also currently awaiting execution, due to his planning and participation in said events, along with myriad other crimes.)

(For further information, check out the film "A", directed by Tatsuya Mori. Which is an extensive documentary about the cult. Or if you're feeling lazy, just try wikipedia ;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo )

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Female Prisoner:Caged (1983)

2010-10-27T12:06:00.000-07:00

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Review:

This lurid tale of depravity, begins in the confines of a woman's prison. Our sympathetic heroine, Masayo's plans for escape are once again foiled by her crafty captors. Although, the prison director decides to postpone any immediate punishment for the girl, after she concocts a more bestial penance.

The rest of the populace go about their daily chores, their girlish quirkiness only briefly obscure their true carnal yearnings. One girl's frequent visits to the infirmary are found to be a mere guise for her marathon masturbation sessions. Women writhe in the fields, pleasuring themselves with garden tools. And they form willing, walls of flesh when in the presence of testosterone fueled construction workers.

The prison staff are also guilty of delinquent acts.The main warden, Kishiko engages in secret liaisons with the prison chaplain, but is discovered by Masayo, who finds another girl sneaking peeks while the duo participate in sex games. (Masayo uses this to her advantage, when she decides that her next visit with her beloved should be of the conjugal variety.)

Masayo's resolve and admiration from her fellow inmates, make her a worthy adversary for the prison director. Who has a rather objectionable plan for her young rival.

That being, R-A-P-E, Rape and more rape.

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In Conclusion:

This film has a rather overwhelming somber tone. Despite the constant displays of copulation, from those consenting and not. I just could not shake the ending, which is indeterminate. Does Masayo escape unscathed to be reunited with her lover, or will she be hunted and inevitably destroyed by her bloodthirsty pursuers? All the viewer is left with is a smiling Masayo and endless possibilities for her fate.

The continual appearance of various body fluids (that being semen & urine), add to the gross out factor. Yet it was still deemed necessary to optically fog one of the very few consensual sex scenes. (Do not fear, this only occurs one time in the film.)

Smut fiends will be pleased, by the copious amounts of sex and skin. More sensitive viewers will be assumably offended by the myriad scenes of rape and misogyny.

Nonetheless, this film would make for a memorable viewing experience. Even if you are left with the undeniable need to shower after watching.

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Waxwork (1988)

2010-10-11T13:56:00.000-07:00

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An ageless wax museum curator, with devious intentions for world destruction, convinces a group of college students to attend the midnight unveiling of his wax effigies.
His lifelike exhibits pay homage to Universal horror staples and literary devils while depicting gruesome scenes, meant to shock and entice any unsuspecting guests.

Certain visitors find that they cannot escape the lure of the wax displays, and become unwilling participants in an alternate world, where death awaits.

Now it's up to the cynical Mark (who's father's ancient artifacts where stolen by the devious curator and used in the displays.) to put an end to the devilish museum keeper's master plan, before his ghastly creations being to reek havoc in the real world.

"Alright, who put the acid in my drink again?!"

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In Conclusion:

This film makes for a perfect popcorn flick. With it's dashes of comedy and all types of head pulverization! What's not to love? The film is currently available as a double feature with the unimpressive Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (1992).

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Mondo Oscenita (1966)

2010-10-08T14:31:00.000-07:00

Stray Cat Rock: Sex Hunter (1970)

2010-10-01T11:18:00.000-07:00

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Review:

A group of teenage hellcats; Yuka, Peko, Mari, Megumi, Miki and their fearless leader Mako, find immense gratification in the trouble they cause. They steal, partake in knife fights and get their rock n' roll kicks. Until their routine associations with the all male gang, The Eagles yield numerous problems.

The girls frequent affiliations with half blood Japanese men. (From Mako's friendship with handsome traveler, Kazuma who is searching for his lost sister. To Mari's current love interest, the half black and Japanese, Ichiro.) Is more then enough to entice violence. Once the gang's leader and Mako's lover, Baron decides to initiate a race war with all mixed blood Japanese after being permanently traumatized by his sister's rape at the hands of a group half-breed Japanese men.

With the repeated disrespect from the prideful, Mako. Who's gang is often spotted in the presence of Kazuma, while they attempt to aid him in his search for his sister. Baron decides to teach the girls a lesson by convincing Mako to invite her comrades to a nice little shin-dig, which turns out to be an International rape party.

This betrayal is the source of Mako's anger. And her gang of sexy delinquents have no problem sharpening their claws on Baron's band of lacky's.

"Hell hath no fury" right, boys?

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In Conclusion:

There are so many wonderful things about this film. The sound track is simply amazing. (It features the 70s girl-pop group, Golden Half. Who's members are also mixed blood Japanese.)

And the fact that it manages to encompass so many things, yet still retains it's rock n' roll edge is what makes it so notably awesome. It is equally beautiful and shocking. Eye catching and political. It explores unrequited love, and the brutal aftermath of violence.

It does bum me out that this is the only film in a series of 5 Stray Cat Rock films. That is available in the US. I'll keep my fingers crossed in the meantime!

Highly recommended!

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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

2010-09-12T14:44:00.000-07:00

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These shapely vixens of the night, seek recompense in flesh.
Your arms and legs will withdraw from your body once met with
the piercing bite of their chainsaw blades.

Their cruel leader and ancient god can only be appeased with human
sacrifices. And it's up to 3rd rate Private detective, Jack Chandler
to put an end to their insatiable blood lust.

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In Conclusion:

This goofy, camp-fest is indeed entertaining. And also features two b-movie scream queens, Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley.

Although, Fred Olen Ray's films are notoriously low-budget. What the film lacks in gore, etc. It makes up for with it's certain indisputable charm.

I know personally, I find a nice set of tits to be compelling in itself. And the fact that these women are also wielding chainsaws makes it that much better.

A sleazy good time for all!

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Sins Of Sister Lucia (1978)

2010-07-26T12:37:00.000-07:00

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When sex-bait delinquent Rumiko displeases her father with her deviant behavior. Daddy dearest decides to send his negligent offspring to a Cloistered Convent. Blissfully unaware, that this house of god is rampant with nymphet nuns (and the occasional priest) partaking of numerous illicit pleasures.

Rumiko's disinterest and continuous insubordination, make her a regular target. Not only for strict punishments, but also to the occasional wanton gaze from fellow Sisters Helena and Frida and their band of carnal slaves.

After spying on the Convent's Mother superior, Rumiko (who is given the Christian name, Lucia) is tied to a chair in the churches basement. Only to be discovered by two escaped convicts, whom after ravishing her, conspire with the girl to overtake the convent and it's impressionable servants.

Will these women be freed from their lust filled prison? Or will their duties to serve the lord be too great to ignore?

Just watch and see.

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In Conclusion:

What this film lacks in over all explicitness, it makes up for with it's number of participants. Threesomes abound in this film! Unfortunately, the authenticity of some of the actor's sexual performances is lacking. There are creative camera angles, to spice things up, but some scenes are less then believable. (Yes, I know it's softcore, but dammit that doesn't mean that what the participants are simulating has to look so rushed and fake! )

And the repetition grows rather old. The convicts help themselves to a overabundance of nun tail, but the scenes are more "wham-bam, thank you ma'am" and lack any sort of eroticism or visual stimulation.

Overall, the film is amusing. And Sister Helena (the beautiful and busty, Tamaki Katsura. Who notably appears in the superior Japanese film, Assault Jack The Ripper (1976) also provides plenty of eye candy.)

If Japanese Nunsploitation is what you crave, I would start elsewhere (School Of The Holy Beast (1974), Cloistered Nun: Runa's Confession (1976) or Wet & Rope (1979) would make for a better introduction.)

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Kunoichi: Lady Ninja (1998)

2010-07-13T14:08:00.000-07:00

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A clan of 7 holy women attempt to live amicable lives in a sacred convent. Their inherent special abilities remain dormant, until their home is threatened by a notorious gang of beastly men, endowed with strange powers. The "7 Beasts of Katoh" are sent by their nefarious leader Lord Aizu, to collect his object of interest. The clan's elder sister, Ochie. Who manages to escape Aizu and his harem of "kyoto dolls".

Many innocent bystanders are entangled in the slaughter. Giving the women no choice, but to give up their lives as brides of christ in order to awaken their abilities as ninjas. Their blood spattered habits are exchanged for the shinobi garb. And at the request of the convent's matriarch, the legendary ninja, Yagu Jubei is asked to assist the women in the art of espionage and combat so they can exact their own brand of vengeance.

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In Conclusion:

This film is definitely bizarre. The 7 women remind me of some live action incarnation from the mahō shōjo sub-genre in Japanese anime (a.k.a: Magical Girl or if you are unfamiliar with the term. Think Sailor Moon, but for deviants)

Unfortunately, except for our main protagonist Ochie, the rest of the women would be pretty expendable, where they not given unique special abilities (i.e: nipples that discharge bolts of lighting and vaginal openings capable of absorbing and retracting an enemies powers.)

All in all, the film is thoroughly entertaining. The visuals are eye catching, the arterial spray is bountiful and the unfolding story is weird enough to leave a lasting impression.

Just heed my warning and watch the film with subtitles, the english dubbing is fucking atrocious!

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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

2010-06-06T12:47:00.000-07:00

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Oh, Prom Night. A rite of passage for many, but for teenage femme fatale, Mary Lou Maloney, this night of splendor ends disastrously. When a prank pulled by her scorned lover ends in her demise. (Before she could even enjoy the glory of her bedazzled crown too, oh what a pity!). Now her vengeful spirit is left to roam the prop closet of her old stomping grounds...waiting for a nubile female body to possess.

30 years later......Vicki Carpenter is one of the hopeful nominees for Prom Queen 1987. And a recent dilemma, courtesy of her religious zealot mother, leads her to explore the cob-web ridden prop closet of her high school in an attempt to find a more suitable dress for the upcoming festivities.

She curiously tampers with a trunk containing mementos from Prom Night 1957 and unknowingly unleashes the malevolent spirit of the slain Prom Queen.

It's party time!

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In Conclusion:

Upon first glance, this does seem like typical 80s popcorn fodder. And to a certain degree it is, but I think the lack of pretension makes this a really fun viewing experience.

What I dig about this movie is that the film drops the slasher vibe of the first film, Prom Night (1980). And marries the creepiness of the demonic possession sub-genre with the mean spirited vibe of Carrie (1976).

It's derivative, but thoroughly entertaining nonetheless.

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Survey Map Of A Paradise Lost (1988)

2010-05-03T08:48:00.000-07:00

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He prefers his lovers bound, flesh obstructed by shiny black cord. Their bodies prone to his advances.

His time left in this world is short, he will be dead soon, but until then his last remaining wish is to explore his darkest desires. Rather then waste away entering computer codes at his boring desk job.

Two women play a considerable role in his downfall. From his drug addled wife, who can no longer enjoy the sensations of sex when her skin screams out for her to compulsively scratch at it. Or the call girl, known only as Midori # 33, who often romanticizes about falling to her death.

When a curious suicide hotline employee, finds himself involved with these various characters he will soon find out that they all have something in common; Secrets that are worth dying for.

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In Conclusion:

Hisayasu Sato's films are hard to describe, but they all make for unforgettably addicting viewing experiences.

Every scenario and character seems like they would only exist in a bizarre dream where misanthropy prevails. And the fetishistic sex only heightens the murkiness of this celluloid hallucination.

If you enjoy explorations into perversion, you should definitely give Hisayasu Sato's films a try. He was not christened one of the "Four Devils Of Pink" for nothing.

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The Seventh Curse (1986)

2010-04-13T12:41:00.000-07:00

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Review:

While on an expedition in Northern Thailand, Doctor Yuen is afflicted with a blood curse, when he brazenly interrupts a sacred ceremony held by a notorious worm tribe (know to offer human sacrifices to appease their eternal ancestor.) The sole purpose of his intrusion, is to save a beautiful maiden Betsy. Who is forcefully taken as an offering for the sacrament.

The curse is delayed for several years, before Yuen is made aware of it's presence. Oddly enough it surfaces while Yuen is enjoying the delights of a female guest. The strenuous activity causes an artery to burst in his leg. Setting off a painful chain reaction, where each day the curse is left disregarded another artery will explode, traveling up his body eventually leading to his demise.

Left with no choice but to return to Thailand. Yuen will embark upon an adventure leading to a heavily guarded statue, which contains the key component to reversing the curse.

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In Conclusion:

This oddball film, is a mish mash of many genres. From horror, to comedy (whether that is unintentionally caused by the questionable subtitles, is a decision to be made by the viewer.) to an almost Indiana Jones-esque adventure film. With plenty of martial arts action and nifty gadgets.

The film is thoroughly enjoyable, with a campy charm that is undeniable.

Need I also mention the above average gore and creature fx. My favorite being a murderous demonic fetus, which is conjured by using the blood of 100 children, amusingly titled the "little ghost spell".

If you wish to purchase this film, I recommend either the Fortune Star-Legendary Collection Version, with the silver slipcase. Or the Out of Print Universal Laser & Video version. Unfortunately both versions have the same poorly translated, albeit, hilarious subtitles.

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Sadomania (1981)

2009-12-06T12:45:00.000-08:00

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Two oblivious newlyweds decide to park on the private grounds surrounding a women's prison camp.

Just before the duo are about to consumate their marriage they are apprehended.

The husband is released while his wife, Olga is forced to stay at the camp where she quickly discovers, how her new environment is rampant with corruption. Surprise, surprise!

The head warden, Magda works diligently with a government official who's inability to perform sexually with his wife, entices him to pick from her beavy of beautiful prisoners to participate in his bedroom games. If the women choose to be combative, they are hunted ala "The Most Dangerous Game" (And that's if the crocodiles do not get to them first!)

Fortunately for Olga, her husband is not so willing to let his new beautiful wife languish in the confines of the lust filled prison.

Hot pants abound!

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In Conclusion:

Unfortunately, the sex scenes are a mixed bag. The most explicit scenes involve the transgendered beauty, Ajita Wilson. Who stars as the warden Magda.

There are hints of humor and sadism, and for those of you who like a little kink, there is even a touch of beastiality! The humor is courtesy of Jess Franco, who plays an openly homosexual brothel owner, also provides an amusing visual aid for the term "pillow biter".

Overall, an fairly entertaining watch. Definately not the best WIP film, but far from the worst

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The Howl (1969)

2009-09-22T11:25:00.000-07:00

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After being released from jail for political protests, Anita forsakes her schedule bound fiance only to embark on an extraordinary adventure with a man she's just met. The comically absurd fellow, whom she later christens "Coso", seems to invite haphazard incidents.

From encounters with a noxious motel employee and his talking rodent companion, who's establishment provides the viewer a glimpse at many sexual exhibitionists at play. To a tree dwelling cannibal family, who's leader has a fondness for 18th century powdered wigs.

And that is just the tip of the iceburg when it comes to describing the many odd characters rampant in this film. The first half is giggle worthy, while the later half of the film takes on a more political tone. Where our duo face a wind-up toy dictator, and lead a sanitarium revolt.

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I enjoy surreal films for the subliminal imagery. And baffling plots riddled with hidden information, just waiting for the the viewer to decipher.

This film is as much of an adventure for the viewer as it is for our eccentric characters.
Highly reccomended!

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Private Parts (1972)

2009-08-27T09:41:00.000-07:00

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After having a falling out with her promiscuous roommate. Cheryl decides to pack up her belongings and reluctantly makes a break for the big city. But not, before she double crosses her old roomie, and takes all the money that she had stolen from her parents to fund their trip. Leaving her almost penniless.

Cheryl recalls her Aunt Martha owning a modest hotel in the city. So she decides to pay her a visit, unaware that the hotel happens to be inhabited by very peculiar house guests. From a sexually deviant priest with an impressive shrine dedicated to his gay lover, to a mysterious photographer, who's dark room resides in the hotel's basement. (Even Aunt Martha has some of her own unique hobbies.)

Cheryl eventually lets her curiosity for the bizarre hotel get the better of her, and when finally given the opportunity to examine the various rooms unhindered by the presence of her aunt. She snatches the master keys and begins to do a little exploring.

The quirky tenants are nothing compared to the secrets waiting to be unearthed.

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The film builds ample tention, and the musical score only suceeds in making the viewers heart race.
This under appreciated film was directed by Paul Bartel of (Eating Raoul and Deathrace 2000 fame) the humor is dark and sleazy and the fetish tinged photographer's apartment are one of the many things worth mentioning about this movie.

It's a personal favorite!

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Rubber's Lover (1996)

2009-08-18T09:40:00.000-07:00

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A secret organization tests the effects of ether and their newly invented D.D.D device (Digital Direct Drive) on unwilling human participants. A dilemma occurs when the unauthorized testing yeilds little results, and quickly renders any test subject useless, when high doses of ether and torture cause the person to eventually explode.

The human subjects are wraped in plastic, cutting off their ability to take in oxygen, which inturn reduces brain function, allowing for the ideal state for testing the D.D.D device, which is mounted on the subject's head.

Shimika one of the main researchers for D.D.D is being secretly injected with a sedative to increase his body's tolernace for ether, which his corrupt business partner Motomiya injects into his colleage in vast amounts.

The corporation responsible for funding the scientists research, sends an employee (the newly engaged Kiko) to collect final data from Shimika before informing the men that their funding is being terminated, and they are also being evicted from their testing facility.

With little time left for research, Motomiya decides to kick things into high gear.

Now Shimika is about to find out first hand, the painful side effects of his experiments.

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There is a lot of visual interest; Hypnotic imagery, cold robotic perversions, black blood and elaborate mechanical torture devices.
All this unfolds with a droney, haze of industrial music playing in the backround.

Talk about "Mind-blowing" entertainment!

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Bare Behind Bars (1980)

2009-08-05T11:03:00.000-07:00

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This female dominated establishment, harbors lustful inmates and personnel. A select few are inducted into the sex trade, where they can leave the confines of their prison cells. While others are left to endure intensive cavity searches and molestation from the sex starved staff. The girl's are also taught to renounce their given names, instead they can only answer to their uniform number. (Speaking, of uniforms, or lack thereof, the girl's are pantyless, clad only in a buttoned up dress shirts, with their numbers emblazoned on the back.)

Upon incarceration, each girl is put through intrusive cavity searches, by the untrained, yet well intentioned Nurse Barbara. (who's cravings for ether, make her a little bit kooky.) During her free time, Barbara likes to pleasure certain inmates with her plethora of toys.

Many have attempted to escape, the girl's efforts usually end in death and their battered bodies are disposed of in the overcrowded prison cemetery. Although things begin to change when inmate # 578 arrives. #578 and her fellow cell mates begin to strategically target certain staff members. While one girl conspires with Nurse Barbara, #578 distracts the warden with exhaustive, sexual aerobics.

Sylvia the Warden becomes quite enamored with her insatiable partner, and promises to give the girl anything she desires. #578 decides to request a holiday mass, allowing the girls the perfect opportunity to escape.

Prepare yourselves for girl fights, ruler lashings and lesbian trysts in varying degrees of explicitness!

Fun.Fun.Fun

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In Conclusion :

This memorable trash venture, has everything a fan of Women In Prison films could ever want.

There are both straight and lesbian hardcore sex scenes for the viewer to enjoy. (Even though some of the male participants are less then visually pleasing.) And comedic relief compliments of the wacked out Nurse Barbara (a prolific beauty queen in the 60s, with a slight resemblance to Marilyn Monroe) and if you wait long enough, you will be rewarded with some pretty impressive gore.

High reccomended

(also note: This Blue Underground title is now Out Of Print, so if you see it for a good price, do not hesitate to snatch it up!)

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Orozco The Embalmer (2001)

2009-07-28T10:01:00.000-07:00

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Nameless, disfigured bodies, hollow faces, glistening entrails. Streets ravaged by violence, and innocent residents that are subjected to the daily horrors.

One's natural reaction would be to dissassociate themselves from the fact that these cadavers are very real, not some monstrosity conjured up in a special effects workshop. Most people do not want to consider the finality of death, and the reality that our bodies can be so easily battered and destroyed.

Orozco works in the most dangerous part of Columbia (El Cartucho), the film is a document to his everyday routine. Some of the corpses Orozco embalms for a mere 50 USD.

Prepare yourselves for quivering offal, soupy caverns of water logged organs, and limbs stiffened by rigor.

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In Conclusion :

Although the subject matter is quite gruesome, the way that the documentary was filmed still pays respect to the dead. Another impactful aspect of the documentary is the extreme culture shock, seeing the differences between cultures.

Hispanics are so comfortable with the dead, and still see their loved ones passing as a time for celebration. Which is something that I find quite admirable.
In the States we find ourselves so bereaved with grief, and most are still unable to detach themselves from the deceased's earthly shell. Not to say that one way to grieve is better then the other. It's just a fascinating thing to see how different cultures honor their dead.

The German pressing of the film (is limited to 1000 copies), I suggest seeking this bad boy out.
You won't be disapointed!

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Sexy Battle Girls (1986)

2009-07-12T13:42:00.000-07:00

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Mirai has been training for revenge since her mother ran off with the principal of an all girls private school. With her scorned father hell bent on honing the young girl's secret, special ability, know as "Venus Crush", he also requires his daughter to wear a chastity belt, because any vaginal penetration from a regular man would result in impotence. So training via crushing various produce is encouraged.

After a sexual mishap at Mirai's previous co-ed school, she is sent to the very same private school, housing the lecherous headmaster, Bush. The man responsible for breaking up her family.

Not only is the school overrun by a corrupt staff (using the school to run a secret prostition ring for politicians), Mirai also quickly attracts attention from fellow class mate and delinquent, Susan (who much like Mirai, has her own special ability, know as "Ninja Pen". Giving her the ability to throw mechanical pencils.)

Susan happens to encounter one of the shadey characters lurking around the school. A repugnant, truancy officer with a fixation for vaginal secretions, finds Susan stealing pencils and black mails her into sleeping with him. And lets say the gooey encounter ends with Susan besting the officer by running off with his cash.

Susan's personal triumph, however, is short lived, when she finds out first hand how they break in girls for their secret sex ring.

Now it's upto Mirai to dole out some necessary justice!

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In Conclusion :

This deranged sex farce, is definately in a league of it's own.

Only the Japanese could think of something this weird :-P

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S&M Hunter (1986)

2009-06-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

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When the services of illustrious rope master, S&M Hunter are requested by a bereft man (Joe), seeking the whereabouts of his abducted lover. Joe can only conclude that the female gang, "The Bombers" are somehow responsible for his partners disappearance.

Joe unknowingly joins forces with the rather odd trio. S&M Hunter, his Dungeon Master and their helpful assistant, Maria as they infiltrate the voracious gang's hideout.

S&M Hunter assures Joe of Jack's liberation from the gang's clutches, but only before he takes his time to show the girls "the ropes."

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In Conclusion :

It was refreshing to see how the gender roles have reversed slightly in this film. Rather then the usual helpless female being subjected to various sexual exploits. We instead have a rather attractive man, being forced to perform for his insistent captors, who are ready to mount him at any moment.

The scenes of Kinbaku are amazing. I throughly enjoyed seeing the various female gang members, being tied up in various configurations, where they are brought to the peak of pleasure by S&M Hunter.

From intricate webs of rope, cutting into soft flesh. Vengeful, chain weilding foes in nazi garb. And heaps of hilariously offensive jokes.

S&M Hunter is a glorious viewing experience!
Highly recommended!

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